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Do you guys sell bondage gear by any chance?

Do you have any purple butt plugs?[/b]

can you ship the wildwood flower?

Do you have a web guy that can teach you how to use the HTML codes correctly?

Chaeya

Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

...er...beautiful lies...

I'll order the pink fluffy handcuffs & the supersized enema bag, along with the gel lube in the gallon size, & the subliminal CD set on how to convince your lover to BE a lover...& don't forget the headphones!

I feel so unloved. My ex used to send me flowers on Mothers Day, but I haven't received any for years since she found someone new.

Awww, here you go, Slacker. Make a wish!



Chaeya

SHHOOOT, something just hit my house and put a hole in my roof. And it's gonna snow tonight.

Hey, I don't know where these things are gonna show up. I signed a waiver of responsibility.

Chaeya

1.. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3 When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.


4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.


5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused ~ I'll try using only little words.


7.. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass,
but I'll help you up.

Thats enough for today.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Correction:

I will help you up when I stop laughing.

I know someone I'd like to send a burning bag of ****.

What do you charge for that?

And do you know the address to the White House.