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What would you think if you saw one of them heading towards you?

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#135925 by Slacker G
Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:55 pm
A brilliant idea struck me. Why not have proctologists,
gynecologists, and mammary screening machine operators do the pat downs
and scans at the airports? That would cut down the bloated health care
requirements and screenings needed to qualify you for nanny care
in the future. Take a plane = bypass the death panels.

#135927 by Sir Jamsalot
Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:00 pm
Lol. Way to get more bang for the taxed buck.

#135934 by Dewy
Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:06 pm
Or just have everyone board the plane nude.

#135945 by Slacker G
Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:16 pm
Thanks for those last two posts. Grandma and grandpa boarding nude. That thought should keep me from eating too much at dinner. :?

#135946 by Scratchy
Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:20 pm
Maybe we need to....just dress down.....like.... wear togas when we travel by air.

#135951 by gbheil
Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:34 pm
Screw em.
Let the silly bastards go broke.
They deserve nothing less.

#135967 by Dewy
Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:50 pm
Grandma & Grandpa should be less disgusting naked than the average American who are rude AND overweight.

The majority (especially the moral majority) make me nauseous fully dressed.

#135983 by Scratchy
Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:30 am
Dewy wrote:Grandma & Grandpa should be less disgusting naked than the average American who are rude AND overweight.

The majority (especially the moral majority) make me nauseous fully dressed.


We're not rude, we just know what's right. And we're not overweight, we're evolving into a huge, giant race, so we can resist alien invasions.

#135985 by Mike Nobody
Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:37 am
The more America turns into a police state, the worse the economy will suffer. Empires are expensive. Ask a Soviet.

When "capitalism" (I use quotes because we really live in a corporatist, aka fascist, system) finally joins communism in the graveyard maybe something more humane and just will replace it.

#135986 by Scratchy
Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:55 am
Mike Nobody wrote:The more America turns into a police state, the worse the economy will suffer. Empires are expensive. Ask a Soviet.

When "capitalism" (I use quotes because we really live in a corporatist, aka fascist, system) finally joins communism in the graveyard maybe something more humane and just will replace it.


Utopia?

#135988 by Dewy
Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:55 am
I lived in NC Scratchy, I know for a fact almost (90%) of the people are assholes or immigrants (came from other states).

Also as an American I can easily say most of the folks I know are overweight and ignorant of almost everything not required at work.

#136015 by Scratchy
Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:17 am
Dewy wrote:I lived in NC Scratchy, I know for a fact almost (90%) of the people are assholes or immigrants (came from other states).

Also as an American I can easily say most of the folks I know are overweight and ignorant of almost everything not required at work.


Damn, boy. You got me pegged.....lawd oh mighty. Yo da smart un. Where ya da first in yer generation ta walk upright?

What gave it away, that I said I grew up in Brooklyn, NY? or that I act like an asshole?

#136017 by Krul
Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:23 am
I knew I should have never sold my private jet.

Ha, one of the poll options should have been "will you respect me in the morning"?

#136046 by fisherman bob
Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:27 am
I think everybody who boards a passenger plane should be required to wear foul odor absorbing charcoal lined pantaloons...

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