jimmydanger wrote:Q: How do you get two flutists to play in tune?
Jimmy, my wife's name is Mary.
I told that she got a message from you.
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A: Shoot one of them.
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jimmydanger wrote:Q: How do you get two flutists to play in tune?
A: Shoot one of them.
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#134008 by fisherman bob
Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:34 am
Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:34 am
Aren't there a bunch of flutists and piccolos in an orchestra? That can cause problems and bloodshed...
jimmydanger wrote:Q: How do you get two flutists to play in tune?
Shoot one
Put a piece of sheet music in front of his face.
A: Shoot one of them.
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