General Music Chat

Glad I swallowed my coffee before I read that.

Gaw, even Vanilla Ice has met Ron Jeremy. I'm next, dammit!

(Okay, for those of you not in the "know", I have a standing joke with many of my online buddies because it seemed in this past year alone, a number of them have met and taken pictures with Ron Jeremy. I think I should have one too. It's a goal in a "aiming not too high" sort of way. I've learned to keep it simple.)

I want to take a picture with Ron Jeremy.

Chaeya

It would have been the biggest dick He ever had in his hands......

I don't know how but this quote reminds me of something I told an old employee of mine to do. He used to complain to me all the time about his father-in-law. He said he was the biggest dick he knew. In gest I suggested he buy him a Christmas present consisting of a dildo with a Good Housekeeping seal attached to it. After the holidays he told me he did what I told him to do. At the annual family gathering where everybody opens their presents his father-in-law read the Christmas card aloud "To the biggest dick I know" and unwrapped a dildo with a Good Housekeeping seal of approval glued to it. I guess I better be careful what I suggest for Christmas presents...

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Gaw, even Vanilla Ice has met Ron Jeremy. I'm next, dammit!

(Okay, for those of you not in the "know", I have a standing joke with many of my online buddies because it seemed in this past year alone, a number of them have met and taken pictures with Ron Jeremy. I think I should have one too. It's a goal in a "aiming not too high" sort of way. I've learned to keep it simple.)

I want to take a picture with Ron Jeremy.

Chaeya

You know who follows next? Gene Simmons!

It would have been the biggest dick He ever had in his hands......

I don't know how but this quote reminds me of something I told an old employee of mine to do. He used to complain to me all the time about his father-in-law. He said he was the biggest dick he knew. In gest I suggested he buy him a Christmas present consisting of a dildo with a Good Housekeeping seal attached to it. After the holidays he told me he did what I told him to do. At the annual family gathering where everybody opens their presents his father-in-law read the Christmas card aloud "To the biggest dick I know" and unwrapped a dildo with a Good Housekeeping seal of approval glued to it. I guess I better be careful what I suggest for Christmas presents...

If you're not nice Santa might do you wrong.

I've seen him mentioned in here of late.

Guess what he's doing now?

He has a house makeover program on HGTV. I just saw the ads for it last night. He was standing there making his gang signs with his fingers while talking about redoing someone's house, & flashing his tat sleeves!

I cracked up.

Don't ever soil this forum with that 'name' again...

It would have been the biggest dick He ever had in his hands......

I don't know how but this quote reminds me of something I told an old employee of mine to do. He used to complain to me all the time about his father-in-law. He said he was the biggest dick he knew. In gest I suggested he buy him a Christmas present consisting of a dildo with a Good Housekeeping seal attached to it. After the holidays he told me he did what I told him to do. At the annual family gathering where everybody opens their presents his father-in-law read the Christmas card aloud "To the biggest dick I know" and unwrapped a dildo with a Good Housekeeping seal of approval glued to it. I guess I better be careful what I suggest for Christmas presents...