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#123621 by philbymon
Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:17 pm
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said

Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment !"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

Or this is going to be my lucky day !"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,

Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about ?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

#123626 by J-HALEY
Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:52 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

#123648 by gbheil
Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:58 pm
:lol:

#123733 by Chaeya
Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:54 pm
Bahahahahahaha!

Chaeya

#123734 by KLUGMO
Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:05 pm
:lol: :oops: :D :lol: :o :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil:

#123739 by philbymon
Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:07 pm
If that was me, those eggs would still be runny...

:lol:

#123814 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:09 am
Very well written. punctuation perfect. timing very good.

Very funny Phil, thanks... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
#123817 by Black57
Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:35 am
philbymon wrote:She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said

Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment !"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

Or this is going to be my lucky day !"


Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then

Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,

Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about ?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


LUVED...IT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

#123892 by Stranger
Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:07 pm
:lol: :lol:

I'm a "hard boiled" man myself

(pats himself on the back) :roll:

#123937 by Krul
Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:47 am
What the heck is an egg timer? Seriously. :?

#123944 by gbheil
Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:00 pm
A one to three minute timer, used to be an hour glass shaped device used to time the boiling of eggs.

#123956 by RhythmMan
Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:37 pm
Hell - if that was me - the room would be filled with smoke, heheh.
:)

#124139 by Paleopete
Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:39 pm
Only one thing to do...

Tell her to put more eggs on... :D

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