General Music Chat

I am an arborist and there is no such thing as a killer tree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiP6W0ZCQRg

Some trees are capable of killing the trees around them but only for self preservation.

Yep...that belongs in the "Bad Movie Realm!"

LMAO

I think that damn Killer Tree pleasured her from the back, before he killed her!

Just sayin'

Course... if she had lived, and been impregnated by that tree, she probably would have gotten an...

ARBORtion


I know, I know...

Bad joke!

This was a particularly bad joke. Trees pollenate. They don't pleasure
themselves. I believe they would have lived happily ever after and had many saplings together.

Some trees are capable of killing the trees around them but only for self preservation.

The white pine for example?

They are also killers when they fall on you but they really have no free will in that do they?

I believe they would have lived happily ever after and had many saplings together.

LMAO!!!


Saplings my ass! You mean Evil Tree Babies!

Dess, You are refering to an act of GOD.
That is what the Insurance Co. calls it.

Craig, You have eaten to many Peaches.

Craig, You have eaten to many Peaches.

Don't tell my wife!

Oh, you meant the fruit?

Craig did you take a good humor pill today or did you just win the lottery.

Craig did you take a good humor pill today or did you just win the lottery.

You know what Glen, by nature I was always humorous and fun-loving. If I walked into a bar several years back, 10 people or more, might yell out "Craig!!!" and start coming over to me.

It's been a hard life, and as I have preached before... we are in some HORRIBLE times, with MUCH WORSE to come! The economy, earthquakes, BP spill.... not even the TIP of the iceberg coming our way!

But hell, I don't want to lose my sense of fun and become COMPLETELY humorless and serious "ALL" the time!

Of course, I am also in divorce talks AGAIN, and that always cheers me up for awhile!

Shoot Craig thats not funny, I mean what are you going to do about your tattoo?

Shoot Craig thats not funny, I mean what are you going to do about your tattoo?

Dammit Glen!!!!

I forgot about that!!!

Why did you remind me? That's kept me in this marriage once before already!