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I know kung fu, karate ju jitsu and all o those guys. they are all whiney asses!
tire iron is the cool one!

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Every time I've had to use a tire iron, I got my clothes all dirty.

I've decided to start getting all my news on the comedy channel. I'm a little bit PO'd. Turned on the "news" this morning only to see Kathy Lee Gifford singing on the Today show. Gawd I hate that woman! Why couldn't they get Regis Philbin to sing it I'll never know. Never thought I'd see the day when I missed Katie Couric in the AM, but here I am. It really bugs me that they've turned the news into a buncha ppl sitting around chatting & giggling every morning, but then I guess that's a lot more entertaining than the "real" news, which looks pretty grim to me.

My dogs really hate to go out when it's raining. I'm gonna write a song about that one day. Think I'll call it "Brown-Stained Carpets & Yellow Furniture." (It isn't THAT bad, really, but sometimes you just hafta exaggerate a little.) I keep telling the pugs if they don't straighten out I'll kick their lil butts & turn 'em all into bedroom slippers.

I have a cat I named "Stir-Fry." My political activist sister in law thinks that's very sick, but what do you expect from a liberal, feministically "green" vegetarian?

I think I need a haircut. I'm thankful about that, in a way.

Damit Philby,
My Mom (rest her soul) used to say that ironing clothes made her arm tired!
And here's another thing (this is getting scary!) Marshall Earp kicked Kung -Fu ass at the OK corral.
It is presently dark and rainy outside my house too!. I wonder when I take my bitchdog out to pee, if I can find some more of those bioluminescent fungi back in my swamp.....
Gotta go see,
Howwwllllllllllin''',,,,,,,,,, ......... .... . (poof!)

Sifu = Father / Teacher
The history of chinese Martial arts is famile, as in Family. Was originally handed down only to family members.
One is plenty. However I have two. The second is Sifu Brandon Jones of the Seven Star Praying Mantis or Tong Long. He is second generation American in a leneage tracable back 500 years to the shaolin Monistary.
Sifu Marshall is first generation American in an equally old but some what obscure liniage.

Wow! I've only traced my lineage back 3 generations, but I'm told that there is a Shawnee woman in there someplace...does that mean I'm gonna get some funding from all those craps tables the Native Americans have set up? See, sans? No kung foo.

My old lady has some Cherokee blood from her moms side.
We should open our own Casino, We could round up plenty of entertainment, you and I.

Yeah, I've heard there's some pretty good musicians over on Craig's List.

Blackfoot, Pawnee, Cheyenne, CROW!
Ap-a-che Arapaho!.............(Adam Ant lyric) ...Oops, wrong thread

anyways,

didn't find any glow in the dark mushrooms tonight-guess I'll just go watch a presidential candidate debate or something.

as FishBob would say,
later,,,,

I think it isn't the right time of yr for luminous 'shrooms. I could be wrong. I was once before when I thought I was only mistaken. Boy, that was embarassing!

I stumbled across some kinda little bug at the creek the other night. They were all lit up. Looked like lil greenish yellow stars on the shore, but when you pick 'em up & get a close look - ew! UGLY! Dunno what they are, but when you put 'em in a jar they stop glowing for some reason. Then they just die. I won't do that anymore. I wonder if fish eat 'em. They are kinda small, so they wouldn't fit on a hook or anything.

I tried some alternative bait, like powder post beetles & some hard-shelled lil millipedious thing, but I don't think fish like the crunchies.