philbymon wrote:LMAO
He left out 8.) Insult your fans ^ call them things like "m'f'ers" at every opportunity. It worked for Grolsh, didn't it?
I went and saw Metallica on the BLack ALbum tour and they did exactly that-
First, they taunted the crowd by brining big glasses of beer onstage (at that time, they had JUST banned all beer and alcohol at the stadium).. they mocked the crowd that they had beer and the crowd could not.. and then they threw the beer in everyones' faces in the front row.
The front rows went nuts, they loved it. Hetfield also spit on them, like horked up big lugies... and they still loved it. I wonder if they weren't hoping for a golden shower at the end?
Anyways, after all that, Hetfield then proceeds to tell call our city "Filth-a-deplhia" and spends a few minutes insulting everyone again.
I wanted to leave, but had come with friends who insisted on staying.
Sadly, it worked for metallica. They just got bigger and bigger.
The Black album was the last thing I ever bought from them. Ever.