The funniest question ever asked

Posted:
Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:15 am
by dizzizz
I was roadieing for my friend's metal band (b/c that way i get into concerts for free

). The house sound guy came up to me before the show and asked "Could you talk to the band about not using distortion tonight? I don't like soundchecking distorted guitars."
no joke, guys.

Posted:
Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:45 am
by philbymon
Too funny!
How old was this sound man? What country (planet?) was he from?
Sounds more like an UNsound man to me. I've worked with a few of them, unfortunately.

Posted:
Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:53 pm
by gbheil
Another reason I do my own sound.
Get funny looks sometimes when we walk into a venue the first time and the sound guy / organizer asks me " What do you need ? "
One plug in preferably a dedicated 15-20 amp.
" That's all ??"
Yes sir ! Brought our own equipment, just show me where you want me to plug in! 

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:39 pm
by GuitarMikeB
New Years Eve at the 'French-American Club' in Everett, MA.
We were a classic rock cover band. Learned 4 or 5 'slow' songs because we knew people would want to dance slow there.
We even learned a song in 3/4 for the waltz crowd - Mr. BoJangles (we couldn't find any other 3/4 rock songs to do!)
We finished Mr B and this old guy comes up to the stage and asks me if we 'can play a waltz?' I mumbled something about 'we'll do one later', then turned around towards my amp and laughed out loud.
Oh well, it was funny at the time, and we netted $1000 (for 4 of us) to play until 1am, then another $200 for an extra set of songs after that.
Re: The funniest question ever asked

Posted:
Fri May 22, 2015 5:47 am
by sg1069783
You need to record your Mp3s at the standard setting, not the one you're using.
Re: The funniest question ever asked

Posted:
Fri May 22, 2015 12:35 pm
by schmedidiah
First post: very funny.
Since then: we're kind of losing it here.
