Tour Talk

I was playing in the former USSR, a drunk, BONEY & very ugly Russian woman was dancing, and slowly removing her clothes (as the only American in the place I was her target) after she was fully undressed & dancing in front of me she began stroking my microphone & trying to put her finger in my mouth, after several failed attempts she moved on to my Ukrainian bassist...upon dicovering he was Ukrainian she gathered her clothes & left with a German diplomat.....I think she was looking for a visa!

There's one in every crowd... I think that's what keeps us coming back to the stage

All I know is Russian women nowadays are pretty hot. Anna Kornakova, Maria Sarapova just to name a couple

aww I thought you were going to say as soon as she stuck her finger in her mouth, she got a hideous shock and she was on fire and fell into the crowd..LOL