I always thought that if I were a drummer and cracked a cymbal, instead of trashing it, I would get someone good with a cutting torch to cut it out in the shape of a woman with the hole being the belly button, then take a permanent marker and draw in the features, and put it on a stand with my kit. Then when someone notices it and asks what it's for, I'd say, "It's a SEX CYMBAL!" 
Too bad the pix are "deleted or moved".. 
I would have liked to seen the nipp .. i mean the knob-pulls..
