Musician Gear & Tech Discussion

Email: eledealer@gmail.com
Email: eledealer007@gmail.com
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Apple Iphone 3G 16GB (Unlocked) .......$350usd
Apple Iphone 3G 8GB (Unlocked) ........$320usd
Apple Iphone 3G 4GB (Unlocked) ........$300usd
Apple iPhone 4GB (Unlocked) ......... .$250usd
Apple iPhone 8GB (Unlocked) ...........$280usd
Apple iPhone 16GB (Unlocked) ..........$300usd
Samsung Omnia i900 16gb................$250usd
Sony Ericsson xperia x1................$250usd
Nokia N95 8GB..........................$250usd
Nokia N96 16GB.........................$350usd
Nokia E90 Communicator.................$200usd
Sony Playstation 3(80GB)...............$200usd

For sale:

1 slightly used purple metallic thong - $.11

1 complete set of CD's & literature entitled "Teach Yourself Pidgeon-Speak Like A Native" - $44.37

25 texts from "Philby's Schol Uv Teech Yrself Typeration Tekneeks" (the three finger version), complete with the little stickers to put on your fingers to remember which ones to use on the "delete" & "esc" buttons - $.50 each

1 used bootleg Rob Zombie LP, the one with all the Christmas hits on it - $2,000

1 bag of dog hair from my vacuum cleaner (well - it's MOSTLY dog hair - I dunno WHAT that other stuff might be) - $22.50

1 garbage can of wood stove ashes - $20

1 open box of saltines - $25

All prices are non-negotiable, & do not include shipping & handling (and for some of the personal items like the thong, "handling" is rather expensive, but I assure you it's worth it if you're into that sorta thong)

Please note that the items I have for sale include at least ONE item that is sorta musical-based, eledealer, ya twit!

Ooo I want that Rob Zombie one
Especially if Black Sunshine is on it.

Nope, but some of the lyrical content is quite good -

"We wish you and Mary syphlus & a clappy New Year!" (w/apologies to Black57 - I just read 'em off the album cover, I don't write 'em!)

"Good king Wenceslas looked down & saw his little dingle.
Rubbed Ben Gay all 'round his crotch. Then his loins did tingle"

"My pants are a sight. One holey fright.
Way too tight. My package in sight.
'Round the back there's rips in my seat.
Pockets flap & my butt feels the breeze.
Oh my sartorial woes!
I think my danglies just froze."

"Tingling feet tingling feet
Diabetes sucks!
Every step just feels like heck
My circulation's stuck. HEY!"

"Got my bra & my panties
And this girrrrrrdle's a dandy.
I'm strollin' along, my leg hair's too long.
Walking 'round in women's underwear"

"Chester's cooking on an open fire.
Sits there picking at his nose."

"Shiv'rin' hell...shiv'rin' hell
It's wintertime in the city."

"Busted well, busted well, busted well pump
I got no water, & smell like a skunk"

"Boys in the 'hood with pants half down,
Their boxers way up high.
The hip hop's way too loud.
They walk around so proud.
You'd think they'd pull them up.
You'd think they'd trip & cuss
When they're walking around with pants half down."

"These three sing, though corpulent are.
Voices ring they're sure tenor stars.
Just keep them away from the buffet
Or there'll be naught left that's ours."

"Oh come to the tavern.
Let's get blinding drunk.
Let's drink 'til we stink from the brew coming through our pores.
We'll have another and maybe two more others
And then we'll all drive home
While slurring on cell phones
And wake up in the hospital with broken bones"



Ya know...all the hits!