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1 NEVER BUY ICE CREAM OFF A TRUCK,,,, PLAYING CHRISTMAS SONGS IN JUNE!!!
2 NEVER TRUST A SKINNY COOK!
3 WHEN THE DOCTOR SAYS IT MIGHT HURT A BIT ......MIGHT HURT A WHOLE LOT!!!
4 DONT PLAN YOUR PICNIC AROUND A METEOROLIGISTS REPORT IF HE OR SHE DOESNT HAVE A WINDOW VEIW FROM THEIR OFFICE!
5 DONT HAVE YOUR HAIR CUT BY A BALD BARBER!!!!
3 Basic hair styles,parted,unparted, and departed.I JUST WANTED A TRIM,,,,,,,14INCHES LATER I LOOK LIKE KOJACK.....HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP.!

Yeah, I used to think like that. My wife found us a marriage counsellor once. I quit going after the 1st visit cuz she was a divorcee. I asked her - "what could you know about a SUCCESSFUL relationship?"

I don't think she was amused.

I,ll bet she wasnt, but I am . I been saying that for years.
Comes down to worrying bout the spec in your brothers eye when you have a log in your own.
Besides I dont need another woman to tell me it's all my fault.

I took my wife to a chiropractor once. The receptionist sent us to an exam room and we waited a while. Then the door opens up and in walks the chiropractor...WITH A LIMP! It was all I could do to keep from saying, "Physician, heal thyself!"

ratsass wrote::lol: I took my wife to a chiropractor once. The receptionist sent us to an exam room and we waited a while. Then the door opens up and in walks the chiropractor...WITH A LIMP! It was all I could do to keep from saying, "Physician, heal thyself!"

There's a chiropractor in Olathe called Dr. Bonebrake. I thought it was a made up name to attract attention. That's his (or her) real name I found out. Laughed my ass off!

fisherman bob wrote:There's a chiropractor in Olathe called Dr. Bonebrake. I thought it was a made up name to attract attention. That's his (or her) real name I found out. Laughed my ass off!

Bob, that's great!! There's a young chiropractor in Ozark that my dad goes to. I went there a couple of times and it turns out he's a drummer just for hobby. Later, I went to a chiropractor in Clarksville (about 18 miles from Ozark) that a friend had recommended. Another younger guy, this chiropractor turns out to be a drummer, again as a hobby. I told them they ought to find another chiropractor who's a bassist and put a band together called The Bonecrackers.

My dentists name is Dr. Butcher. Really, I would never have gone to him but my little sister went to work for him right out of high school in 1981. LOL

VERY FUNNY GUYS THANX.