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http://beatcrave.com/2009-02-09/the-mos ... -composed/

See [or hear] for yourself. Can you complete the challenge (And trust me, it really is lol) of listening to all 22 minutes? I did, sadly.

I thought you BandMix folks might get a kick out of this =]

That's multiculturalism for you.
It's better just to stick to one or two, even three types of music and do it well.
Music is art NOT SCIENCE.
Recording and searching for an original tone may involve science, but the rest is art.
Science can't do everything, as the clip posted above shows.

More than science, it's statistic-based. I think they just wanted to sound more intelligent than they really are. But anyway, I think they just looked for some of the most hated timbres in music and tried to put them into one mess of a song.

Frankly, I was expecting it to be atonal and rubbish, but there was actual musical context, albeit terrible. I was disappointed with it, but still I thought I'd share it.

You think that's bad?
Check what I'm sharing!
Go back to the general forums and look for 'Blood Splatter Satisfaction".
See if you can make it through the whole video..

Easy, it's only three minutes. And the only annoying thing is the vocals.

WTF??????
So the whole eyeball and guts and heart and trashbag thingy didn't bother you???

See...that's like when someone says "Damn! This tastes like sh*t! Here, taste it & see if I'm wrong!"

No thank you...

Dude, check and see if I'm wrong
Check out Blood Splatter Satisfaction

Okay...I'm trying...but I feel myself failing miderably...sorry...coulcn't make it through 5 eminutes

The Hunter wrote:WTF??????
So the whole eyeball and guts and heart and trashbag thingy didn't bother you???

Naw, I've seen worse.

repressthecadence wrote:Easy, it's only three minutes. And the only annoying thing is the vocals.

Yep, call me old fashion, but to me burping ain't singing

Actually it would be interesting to have a "worst song ever" topic on this Forum. I thought that this was about everyone's opinion of the worst song ever. I've got two worst songs on my list. "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton and "The Hokey Pokey." "Wonderful Tonight" wouldn't be so bad if it were done by somebody with far less talent than Clapton. I don't understand how Clapton would even consider recording that POS. I've got my own parody version of "The Hokey Pokey." You can just imagine the new and improved lyrics. ("Take the hokey pokey and stick it up your *ss, that's what it's all about..."

well so far so unhorrible, but I'm a weird one, this opera-p is funky, the music doesn't bug me though, its like polka funk, bag pipes and tuba that I can stomp mosh too sweet!!! yay happy cheery christmas dance, ooh riverdance as played by a middle school, a song by walmart made children yay!! this part is boring, and now the kids want me to go,opera - rap again W00T (any one know what that used to mean) ominous music oh no its the phantom of the fieldz, YAHOO!! yum the poor!! ram the don!! these opera raps are awesome, they got labor day wrong, school's a coming and pools are closing, yay dissonance and more wal mart advertising, have these kids passed out yet? still waiting for the annoying part cuz I'm gettin sleepy, now this beeyotch at the end kinda woke me up, bells of freedom and I'm done

and bob we could have a damned fun time re doing lame ass songs, the gf bitches at me for doin in

Hell, I've WRITTEN worse! LOL

Me Too!! I laughed my ass of thru most of the 22 min. You cant beat a bad opera rapper singer woman and a tuba with a bunch of kids singing about wallyland.. wot's not to like?