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Folks I have a question please.

I know most folks may be in cities and stuff but some may be in the country too?

I have some problems with roosters locally. I don't want to kill then needlessly and wondered if there was a deterrent different to guns and chopping blocks?

I read somewhere that pee drives them nuts, is this true and are there other ways I can get some peace from this constant noise? It's been going on a year or so now but there are about 30 bloody roosters here!

(They are not mine) From a farm owner.
Thanks Chippy

Breed? If you don't have time, make sure no one actually owns them and you can have some nice chicken meals after that

I have no problem beheading an annoying animal. Give me the axe.

Yeah someone owns them alright. My Landlord.
We've talked about it several times. I don't want to hurt them.

Yea I skipped the last bit there lol
Well, here's how it goes:
Wait til it's dark outside. Then sneak up behind your landlord, snap his neck, grab a shotgun and go rambo on the roosters.... or play Little Red Rooster.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Too funny

Andragon wrote:Yea I skipped the last bit there lol
Well, here's how it goes:
Wait til it's dark outside. Then sneak up behind your landlord, snap his neck, grab a shotgun and go rambo on the roosters.... or play Little Red Rooster.

Inadvertantly let loose a couple of cats - That you are trying to get back to health for someone. Feign shock at how they could possibly have gotten out.
That'll keep them away.

Hi GtZip

Hmm that won't work since the Tiger I have who mostly lives outside in good weather was brought up with them.

I've never seen a cat that could hold his own with a rooster...now there's definitely some dogs that can...

Hey Chippy,
Ya might try tyin' a few hot lookin' chickens to a tree over the next ridge.
Good luck,
Howlin'

Call Warner Brothers and tell 'em you need to borrow that little chicken hawk that used to beat the $#!^ out of Foghorn Leghorn and the Dog.

Hmmm...
Well, trhen you get you some of that electric-fence like mesh and cover a fair spread of ground with it. Where they usually hang out.
Hook it up to a switch in the house or bedroom. Everytime noise is made you click the switch.
Or, gather them all up and turn them loose in the nearest walmart.

sounds like you need a fox in the hen house... or a fox in your bed so you don't bother lookin outside!

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what you really need a are social miscreants known as "juggalo's" (shudders) I can't believe i might have come up with a use for the riff raff that warrants music censorship (against brain washing) but can't be done just on the principle, but any way you gather up a bunch of the hatchet (meat cleaver) loving clown freaks and tell them they can go chicken hunting (cept they're really roosters but they are to dumb, drunk, or doped up to care) and at the very least there will be fewer juggalosers in the world hahaha, an philby I think if some of these cats weren't scared or purr pots at least one of them would be good for rooster maimin, theres a stray we feed who might come from inbred stock, but aside from the body being awry(7 toes on both front paws and 6 on the back) the beast is fine...oh well won't ever find out

You could try one of them aerosol air horns. Animals hate those!