Hangover 101

Alright, suckers. So you got hammered last night and you had tons of fun, sex and booze. In the meantime, you just bludgeoned your body with one of those prehistoric spiky clubs. The morning after... time for payback.
Here's a few tips that might help you out.. maybe not, if you downed more than 3 litres of liquor on your own:
1. Water, water and H2o. Drink as much water as you can, but don't be stupid and drink it all in one gulp like I do sometimes. You'll puke all over your clothes, the floor and possibly other people. Take sips every 10-15 seconds.
2. Have some veggies, even if they suck. Put em in a salad bowl, pour some ranch and munch away. Trust me; it'll help your stomach recover.. kinda.
3. Eat anything with some potassium in it. I heard this once before and I decided to put it to the test. And it does work. Fish, potatoes and bananas will do.
That's all. I'm sitting here feeling fine now. It feels good to know what to do
Edit: That's what she said.. all night long.
Here's a few tips that might help you out.. maybe not, if you downed more than 3 litres of liquor on your own:
1. Water, water and H2o. Drink as much water as you can, but don't be stupid and drink it all in one gulp like I do sometimes. You'll puke all over your clothes, the floor and possibly other people. Take sips every 10-15 seconds.
2. Have some veggies, even if they suck. Put em in a salad bowl, pour some ranch and munch away. Trust me; it'll help your stomach recover.. kinda.
3. Eat anything with some potassium in it. I heard this once before and I decided to put it to the test. And it does work. Fish, potatoes and bananas will do.
That's all. I'm sitting here feeling fine now. It feels good to know what to do


Edit: That's what she said.. all night long.
