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New members! Look here!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:55 pm
by philbymon
Okay, I know you're new, so I'm here to help you a bit. There are some things that you REALLY need to know about this site.

1) If you are a free member, you cannot use the email in here to contact anyone. (If you complain about this, see #8 below) You may respond to emails from ppl that paid the fee & sent you something, but you cannot initiate contact.

2) If you post a request for musicians or bands your post will be removed from the forum with no explanation. The reason is that these guys want your ad to do the talking for you. Your ad is your profile, btw. These forums are for asking & answering questions, & talking about the music biz.

3) If you try to sell your stuff, do it in the Musician Gear & Tech Discussion section in the forum index. Heaven help you if you're trying to sell CD's or an ad site or something like that. It's okay if you're selling an amp or stuff, though. Ppl will come down on you for this if you do it wrong.

4) If your profile isn't filled out correctly, someone will tell you to fix it.

5) If you don't have music posted in your profile, someone will tell you to fix it.

6) If you haven't any grasp of the English language, someone will call you on it.

7) If you are too offensive, your post will likely be removed, or someone will call you on it.

8 ) If you whine, someone will tell you to stop it. They will not be kind when they do this.

9) Sometimes your post will be removed for no apparent reason. Accept it & move on, or it will be considered whining, & someone will call you on it.

10) If you're dumb enough to post your telephone number, I will personally call you every night at 4 AM your local time & ask you for money until you remove it. If the powers that be see it 1st, though, they'll most likely remove your post.

11) (I figured I'd better put this one in here twice! Now pay attention!) If you are a free member, you cannot use the email in here to contact anyone. (If you complain about this, see #8 above) You may respond to emails from ppl who paid the fee & sent you something, but you cannot initiate contact.

I hope this helps. Enjoy your stay in the forum. Now go & post something intelligent.

This has been a public service announcement.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:05 am
by fisherman bob
Philby you forgot to add be wary of fisherman bob and crip-2-nite. Later...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:15 am
by gbheil
And dont piss off the heavly armed Christians. :D

And please for the L.O.G. Read the freakin FAQ.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:32 am
by Starfish Scott
fing hilarious..

call me at 1-800-faq-yoou.. lol

(I accept all calls between 3am and 5:49 am)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:32 am
by Crip2Nite
bumpin' this up because obviously some folks still don't get it! :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:07 pm
by Starfish Scott
Are you kidding, we should bump this DAILY.

I guess they just don't like to read.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:15 pm
by Crip2Nite
I could supply pretty little pictures that would help if need be... :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:53 pm
by Robin1
BAND MIX PPL

Please make this a sticky!!!!

(begging on knees)

Ok guys.....don't even type what you are thinking right about now!!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:25 pm
by HowlinJ
I've said it before and I'll say it again for the benefit of the Bandmix newbies. I have been very successful in locating musicians in my area with my free membership. If you put good stuff up on your player, chances are that you will show your sincerity in putting something together, and generate interest. If you find that there is an abundance of free bandmix subscribers in your area, and you would like to contact them(because , being free members means that they obviously can't contact you) your best course of action seems to be upgradeing to a paid, premier membership.

? to Robin,
Just what do you think we think you were thinking? :lol:

Still'
Howlin' :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:44 pm
by Senior Jalapeno
Frikin Hilarious Philby, Rotfl !!!!

Can I say Frikin ???

PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:45 pm
by gbheil
Sounds like you already did. :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:16 am
by Robin1
Not gonna say on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

:oops:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:27 am
by gbheil
Yea baby, incenerate me!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:32 am
by Robin1
Bump, 'cause it needs to be at the top!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:31 pm
by ted_lord
hahaha I consider myself a bandmix newbie (due to a lack of quality time spent on the site) and I know all this stuff....wow how special are some people??!!??