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Parallels ?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:39 am
by ANDY LAYTON-JAMES
VOCALISTS are the skin of the band, Bass the backbone, Drums the muscles and lead guitar the blood.
WHATS YOUR IDEAS ??

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:12 am
by Hayden King
the guitars are the Ho's
the Bass & Drums are the pimps
and the Singer is always the biggest Slut in the band!

*(;>)-~

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:22 am
by RyanStrain3032
The vocalist in my band is INSANE! XD

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:03 am
by Greeniemagic
Vocalists are superior beings and should be worshipped and pampered at every oportunity :P

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:06 am
by Robin1
Greeniemagic wrote:Vocalists are superior beings and should be worshipped and pampered at every oportunity :P


I second that motion!!!!! 8)

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:11 pm
by gbheil
Step away from the guitar player while he runs his tongue up the fretboard Ladies could be shocking! :twisted:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:01 pm
by philbymon
Singing bass players oughta be gods, then, Greenie! heh heh heh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:05 pm
by neanderpaul
philbymon wrote:Singing bass players oughta be gods, then, Greenie! heh heh heh


AHA!! :D What then for the guy who can do it all? :twisted:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:12 pm
by jw123
Greenie and Robin I am on my knees and at your mercy!

Just call me anytime

Guitar Hack For Hire

Makes sense Im a guitar ho

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:36 pm
by neanderpaul
I'd say the drums are the backbone, the bass is the butt muscle, the guitar is the chest hair, and the vocals are a really tasty goatee.....

and a nice set of keys is a really cool shirt!! :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:49 pm
by philbymon
Drums are the basement & foundation, bass is the floor, guitar & keys are the walls, the singer is the roof. Harmonica is the termites that ruin it all.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:16 pm
by neanderpaul
^rofl

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:23 pm
by Starfish Scott
Ummmm, definitely different theory here. All bands members are equal and it's a sum of it's parts that makes it more than 1+1+1+1=4.

If it's done correctly, working as a team it's more like 1+1+1+1=****.

Zomething Zpecial..

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:39 pm
by neanderpaul
Capt. Scott wrote:Ummmm, definitely different theory here. All bands members are equal and it's a sum of it's parts that makes it more than 1+1+1+1=4.

If it's done correctly, working as a team it's more like 1+1+1+1=****.

Zomething Zpecial..


Does that mean you value your skin more than your skeleton? Or your muscle more than your hand? I don't. i call all members equal as well. These analogies are just describing roles not rating their value.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:01 pm
by Greeniemagic
philbymon wrote:Singing bass players oughta be gods, then, Greenie! heh heh heh


I don't know philby..According to Neanderpaul, you are a butt with a goatee :P