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Hey our resident redneck posted somewhere that he has a birthday today. (At least I think it's today, should have looked at the date closer...)

The old fart is 48 today...so...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY you old fogey! Fartin' dust yet?

From another redneck old fart...(I got 4 years on ya so I can call you an old fart and get by with it...hehe...and lived in Texas for over 30 years before coming next door to Louisiana...big mistake...but it couldn't be helped)

OK, all kidding aside, have a good one and drink a longneck for me. (That's a Lone Star in a tall bottle for all you Yankees who are unaware that Texas has anything but steers and queers...) but leave the guns in the cabinet while the beer is in your hand, they don't mix too well...

Fartin dust? Nope, not blowing blue smoke when I have sex yet either.
Thanks for the well wishes! And I will have at least one cold one.
Just for you!
And if I find a dead armadillo, you know where you can find the bottle.

Happy Birthday dude!! Keep eatin that Texas Chili. I don't think it's possible to fart dust after that.

Had a big bowl of Chilli for my B-Day as a matter of fact. Washed it down with margaretas! AYEEHAAHAA!

George,

You know how the ol' jam goes,

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you ...ETC.

(reprise)

May you live a hundred years

may you drink a million beers

get plastered you ....(you know)

Happy birthday to you!

Howlin John

Thanks John

Sorry Im late George the Girls Rock School I was teaching wound up taking a lot of time.

SO HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!!

Dang and I stand across from you every Tuesday and knock out tunes hope it was a good one and sorry had to miss practice,it's misserable when the crude sets in. Oh yeah Dominio that is my site name for here when first joined just keep using it.

Happy (belated) Birthday!

Yo, thanks again guys.
Dont read aroud too much Domino you may find I.ve been bragging about you. We had a good practice, Its hard to do without our Bass.
We worked hard with Vicki (Ray did anyway) and weve really come a long way towards getting her song playable. Looking forward to next Tuesdays practice and hope you are well and strong by then.

Would really have prefered sitting there,than sitting where I was sitting.
see you next Tuesday.
God Bless and keep you safe.

Thanks brother, You know i need that bass keeping me in time!
Not to mention that funny look you give me when I get out of key.