Well Alan,
I sure-nuff don't wanna' end up on the ol' RythamMan poop list, so, to honer your request ,for your perusal, here are ,not one, but TWO A.S.C.A.P. horror stories!
Story #1
Once upon a time, I believe it was back in the late 70's, I was in a four piece cover band named "Phase Four" . We practiced our asses off until we felt that we were good enough to jump in the local bar circuit. Being unestablished, we considered ourselves lucky to score a gig at a bar that was just starting to book entertainment. The proprietor (a very nice lady, full of enthusiasm), liked our crappy demo tape , and booked us for BOTH Friday and Saturday night!
Well, the Friday night gig was awesome. The bar-owner advertised good, and the place was packed. Needless to say, WE ROCKED THEM HARD!
We went home happy, cheerfully being paid by a joyous bar owner, and looking forward to an even better gig (now that our debut was so successful) the following night.
When we arrived on Saturday, we found the nice lady bar owner nearly in tears. She told us that some people paid her a visit, and informed her, that because she was not a dues paying A.S.C.A.P. establishment, she did not have licence to hire entertainment that PROBALLY would be playing their member's copy written material! She then told us that she was terrified to have us play, and asked us if we were going to demand payment due to us.( We were in the Federation Of Musicians Union and we had a valid sighed contract.) We were stunned and astounded that such an organization could trash our gig. What a bunch of "kill-joy, scumbag assholes", we were thinkin'.
We were four reasonable nice young men, however, and we did not hold her to our contract.
Sadly, some time later, that bar burned to the ground!
Story #2
Once, (in the mid 90's, when I was on Jury duty, I seen an ol bar owner friend of mine. I asked him if he was on jury duty too. He replied that he wasn't but was there because he was being sued by some "cacksukkas" named A.S.C.A.P, for hiring live music and refusing to pay their "extortion "
He lost the case.
Some time later (deja-vu)... HIS bar burned to the ground!
I Paid MY dues to A.S.C.A.P when I had my record "I Like Ronnie's Hair"
That song was played all over te place, including on The Dr. Demento Show , and by Howard Stern when he was on WNBC, New York.
I'm still waiting for the check!
Frig the BIG MUSAK industry, and God bless the computer revolution!
Your cynical ol' pal
Howlin'