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Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 6:15 pm**

Could you feed?

http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/cannibal_lunch

Not music related but I'm sure it's a question that has been on everybody's mind.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 6:27 pm**

there's a similar one for 'how many kinder-garden(spelling?) students could you beat up in a fight'...

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 6:41 pm**

Heh heh, yep that's on that site too. (23 for me) As well as a bunch of other bizarre tests LOL.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 8:18 pm**

I thought it said Canabus

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 8:51 pm**

If I have cannibals over for dinner, I usually serve them the cold shoulder!

Boo.... bad joke! LOL

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 8:52 pm**

Hey Gang,

Man..I didnt think Id feed 11?..BUT, there it was in blk&wht... :lol:

GEEZ Koolin, 23?.. Man dont go into the jungle between 2-4 pm , (rememeber that joke? :lol:

)..Now I MUST go see how many 5 yr old asses I can kick... :lol:

You guys are killin me.. :lol:

John

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 8:57 pm**

I could only feed 16 cannibals. 23 was how many 5 year olds I could be pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing all the way back to kintergarten. :wink:

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 9:00 pm**

The KIDD wrote:Hey Gang,

Man dont go into the jungle between 2-4 pm , (rememeber that joke?

I'm not sure, was it anything like this one:

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains the trial to him - you have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 9:03 pm**

Oh..OK , I scroll up... now I see ..my bad..STILL.... :lol:

Yeah ,only 18 kids for me..Alotta variables at play here...I might not have been as ruthless as you... :lol:

MAN , your gonna have me on this thing the rest of the day..I wont get nothin done :lol:

John

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 6:06 pm**

Now I'm hungry

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 8:34 pm**

I could feed...14?! Wow...That's good to know....I guess.

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 12:04 am**

13 for me... Hahaha.. They'd be looking to eat all of you first. :twisted:

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 2:35 am**

You wouldn't want to eat me. At this point my body is just a bunch of hard gristle. Later...

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2008 3:05 am**

Hey Koolin,
No, thats not the joke BUT, that one is pretty good...No, the one I meant was about the starvin pigmys going into the jungle between 2-4, and the elephant...Geez, I dont know if I can tell it right now? Old 60's joke... :lol:

I havent told it in yrs... :lol:

..Hey Fish Bob, yeah, they'll have to paraboil your ass (MINE TOO)and go heavy on the meat tenderizer... :lol:

Yeah , seems we've ALL got carpal tunnel at some stage, so when they get to the wrist, thats gonna be some HARD eatin... :lol:

John

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How many cannibals?

How many cannibals?