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#30364 by Senior Jalapeno
Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:27 pm
GRRRR ..., to that last comment LOL !!!

OK then, how do you get the lead guitarist to turn down so you can hear the vocalist(s) in rehersal?
Put some sheet music in front of him.

How can you tell if the stage is level?
The guitarist drools out of both sides of his mouth.

AND How do you make a million dollars in ther music business?
Start with two million.

#30384 by Andragon
Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:47 pm
RoCo wrote:A drummer walks...... Oh wait this thread is about musicians.

I disagree, but funny as hell :lol:

#30414 by RoCo
Thu May 01, 2008 2:22 am
Senior' Jalapeno' wrote:GRRRR ..., to that last comment LOL !!! .


Don't take offense, I'm a drummer.

#30627 by blair_rock
Sat May 03, 2008 9:30 am
Did ya hear about the drummer that locked his keys in the car?

It took him 3 hours to get the bass player out.

#30670 by chaos theory
Sun May 04, 2008 6:59 am
if you ever work in a office with chuck norris never ask for the 3 hole punch painful and stuff

not a musician joke but theres alot of chuck norris jokes on the internet

checkout my band
CHAOS THEORY
heavy guitars/funky beats
singer that can sing

http://www.myspace.com/fudgingcompost

#31397 by Axesligner for hire
Tue May 13, 2008 5:18 pm
Ok old post, but I've got to tell my favorite guitar player joke, and yes I'm a guitar player.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

10

1 to change it while the other 9 sit around and go, "I can do it better than you can."

#32526 by Black57
Wed May 28, 2008 2:34 am
How do you get 2 piccolo players to play in tune?
Shoot one of 'em. :roll: :) :( :o

#32575 by Senior Jalapeno
Wed May 28, 2008 1:34 pm
How you can tell it's a drummer knocking at your door ??

The knock speeds up !!!

#32585 by Andragon
Wed May 28, 2008 6:38 pm
Senior' Jalapeno' wrote:How you can tell it's a drummer knocking at your door ??

The knock speeds up !!!

or it sounds like Master of Puppet's intro :lol:

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