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Are you politically correct?
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:12 pmby philbymon
The following is the winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
This year's term was Political Correctness.
The winner wrote:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Posted:
Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:46 pmby fisherman bob
Yes, I am politically correct. Not only are my turds entirely clean, but they smell wonderful too. Later...
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Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:36 pmby gbheil
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:07 amby Shapeshifter
Bob, we need to talk to you about your diet...
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:23 amby scarletrust
Prime example of an oxymoron. To answer your question, no, and who would want to be?
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:29 amby HowlinJ
"POLITICLY CORRECT"
a poam by Howlin' J
Hill' to 'Bamma,
Is yo
pole little when 'rect?
'Bamma to Hill'
Maybee y'all can crall under
yo non saxplayin',
Polish ho doin',
ol' mans ol' desk someday 'n Y'all can find out fo yorself,
yo ol' ho!
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:48 amby fisherman bob
Hey joseph6, I'm actually on a naturopathic diet. About a year and a half ago I came down with a bad case of irritable bowel and the regular doctors couldn't seem to help me. So I went to a naturopath and completely changed my diet. I got off dairy completely, eat NO red meat, eat lots of fish, and plenty of fruits and vegetables, as well as LOTS of herbal supplements. Actually my turds ARE clean and don't smell too bad, and I'm most certainly NOT politically correct, SOMETIMES. Later...
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:23 pmby philbymon
Oh, Bob...TMI
I thought irritable bowel syndrome was something only the ladies get. (Remember that I get all my medical info from TV ads for meds.)
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:51 pmby Starfish Scott
TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:23 pmby gbheil
NO RED MEAT
Damn, just F,n shoot me.
Hey Bob hope everything comes out allright
But for real IBS IS miserable. Sorry Dude.
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:25 pmby jw123
No, I dont guess I ever have been politically correct unless things kind of swung over to the redneck side of things.
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:43 pmby RyanStrain3032
I'm not politically correct. I tell the truth.
I'm not racist. I tell the truth.
I'm not stereotypical. I tell the truth.
I'm not a democrat.......I tell the truth.
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:50 pmby Irminsul
Then take out those stupid fake fangs.
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:25 amby TheCaptain
wow, I don't think I ever noticed those frikin fangs until now..
then again, if you look reeeal close, you can just make out a drunk, cross-dressing & bloated gay leprechaun dancing near the bottom of my Guinness glass..
It was a limited edition special collectors run...
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:18 amby philbymon
Oh that's his FACE...I thought it was the Luray Caverns
