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Woke up last night a little after midnight, thought I heard someone urinating in my master bath. Set up slowly looked around, it was quite dark. I saw nothing and could only hear the strong westerly wind that blew all night. I invetigated throughout the house. Saw nothing out of place but noticed we had neglected to lock the back door. Stepped out the dogs were all sleeping and came to me as I scanned the yard. Humm I fed the dogs locked the door and returned to bed. At 0600 I again awoke to the strange tinkling sound, this time my wife heard it as well she said "what the hell"? Taking my combat light and .45 off of the night stand I shinned the light into the bathroom. There on the toilet sat my CAT! The look on her face said it all "WHAT never seen a cat piss in a toilet before" ? My wife and I were almost late for work and gettin my boys to school , couldnt stop laughing. Anyone know how to teach a cat to flush?

yeah ! tie a small bag of cat-nip to the handle...but then again the cat might get to much and piss all over itself.

Sans,

It must have been in the air. I had some unsettling things going on last night myself. When the power goes off my front door bell rings. For some reason I go to bed early, been asleep a couple of hours and the doorbell rings. Of course I go and peek out the door, nothing there. I get back to sleep and it does it again. I go to sleep again and this time one of my wireless phones goes crazy and starts buzzing on the other end of the house. I go and unplug it and go to sleep again. I wake up again and can hear someone in the room talking to me. Turn on the lights, nothing there. Last night I was the only one home cause my kids are at their mothers for a couple of days. Just too wierd. This morning Im fixing coffee and the time is not blinking. Ussually when the power goes off the coffee pot clock starts blinking. Now Im wondering why the front door rang, was there someone there? Heck I wish I had found my dog on the toilet this morning, maybe I would have an answer. Im just wondering did I dream all this or what?

That must be some great "catnip" you guys have...mind sharing?

Yeah right>? HOOK ME UP! lol

OOPS Was this a wrong thread for a pu**y story?

I wish I could blame it on the catnip.




Does that stuff stay in the blood for 20 yrs. If it does maybe Im having flashbacks.

Cat Nip Fever or Purple Haze?

You want a ghost story?! TRY NO INTERNET FOR 24 HOURS! AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DO YOUR WORK BECAUSE OF IT!!!



Ah, I had to endure that. I am back though, to post constantly and make people nuts, lol. Hello again!

Stupid, f*cking, state, lmao. The power goes down across the entire state and with it goes my internet, so then the power is fine where we are, and the internet is not, and this went on for 24 hours. Now for someone who works online and does everything online... That is a nightmare.

Sorry for the ranting and raving, lol. I am just glad to be back after that.


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On topic though, um, teaching a cat to flush, now that I cannot say I have an answer for. Go watch "Meet The Parents," I think the cat flushed in that movie, "Jinxy," I think was its name, lmao.

I will give you a ghost story, go to The Breakers Hotel on Palm Beach Island - now that is a scary place.

I have seen a lot of creepy things in my life...

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.