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Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:05 am**

1) Take a piece of bread, let it mold. White mold bad, green mold good.

2) Scrape off mold into sterile water. (4oz.)

3) Agitate (4oz.) (SHAKE IT!)

4) Filter solution through coffee filter into glass beaker or similar that can stand heat. (4oz.)

5) Heat container in boiling water for 45 minutes, evaporating solution to as close to 1 oz as possible. (may appear milky or clear, either is okay) (less is okay as well)

6) Use sterile cap and shake mixture in order to reclaim all solids in container into mixture.

7) When mixture cools, inject mixture intramuscularly (in muscle) via sterile syringe.

For open wounds, lay moldy bread ON WOUND. (mold side on wound)

For disease, inject intramuscularly (ass cheek preferable or any other large muscle group, NO VEIN!!!)

Note this will save your ass, no pun intended. LOL

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:03 am**

Have you been vacationing in third world countries and screwing the chicks there, unprotected again?

LMAO!

I saw this thread, actually read it and thought...WTF???

You must be a riot at parties bro.

If you're ever in Atlanta, you're invited. LOL

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:45 pm**

Craig Maxim wrote:Have you been vacationing in third world countries and screwing the chicks there, unprotected again?

LMAO!

Lmao. You know, I um, was thinking that to myself... "What in the world do we need this for..." Well, Fleming would be proud! :lol:

I will print a copy and keep it in my pocket if I ever travel!

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:49 pm**

Back in the 50's, my family doctor cooked up some penicillin in his office, shot me up, and near killed me! Been allergic ever since. Glad to say, except for a bout of pneumonia a couple of decades ago, been healthy ever since.

Although the Captain seems a bit "out there" and a wee bit cynical at time's, he has been responsible for conjuring up some excellent topics on the forum.
He and Irminsul keep things interesting .

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:20 pm**

I had a sick friend with no $. I was worried that he might die.

Long story short, I made the antibiotic using the method I just described.

(I spoke to a friend of the family and researched it on the internet)

And yes he's fine now. I find it exceptionally insulting that the medical community will let you die for lack of insurance. Shows me what the Hippocratic oath really means to them. I feel badly for those 3rd worlders that everyone exploits every day. I bet it's fun to be them as well.

Do I have to pay for your new in-ground pool to be saved?
Your Porsche? Wouldn't you help your family if they had no insurance?

Now if I had a do-it-yourself version of an attorney, we could just completely circumnavigate the lawyers + doctors.

I may be short on $, but I'll never be short on raw mental acumen or ability and that is the difference between those who do and those who speak.

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:10 pm**

Do you know the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road, and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

Posted: **Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:16 pm**

I always go to a naturopathic doctor and a chiropractor before I go to an "establishment" doctor. There's an appalling number of people (in the many thousands) who go to one of our hospitals for one problem and come down with something totally different and much worse (often fatal). If we elect Barack or Hillary I hope our health care gets turned upside down. I've had so many health issues unsolved by my family doctor and quickly cured by the naturopath. Chinese medicine is extremely effective for so many ailments. It's too bad our health insurance doesn't recognize natural healing. They only know drugs and/or surgery. There's a lot better ways to get well for most illnesses. Later...

Posted: **Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:15 am**

LOL My mother has chronic back pain and used acupuncture. Well that is, until the guy tried to tickle her cooch. (dry heave there, folks)

And no, what's the diff between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? LMAO (this should be good)

Posted: **Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:49 am**

If so then I guess there's not much differnece. Later...

Posted: **Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:46 pm**

Captain Scott
" . . . And no, what's the diff between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?"
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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.