I'm not sure who originally thought up this idea but it seriously needs to end right frickin now.
First of all keyboards are the gheyest instrument in a band lineup. No hot chick in the history of music ever looked at an entire band lineup and wanted to sex the keyboard player. That's fact. Adding 2 keyboard players in the same band just increases the ghey factor to unsustainable levels.
Second, a keyboard is not a guitar (fact check this). Why have 2 keyboards in the same band when you can have 2 guitars... possibly even 3, 4, or 5 guitars all cranking out power chords. Need I say more?
Third, sure there have been a few bands with 2 or more keyboards that have been successful in the past but sometimes freak things just happen, like when a pterodactyl swoops out of the sky and steals your cellphone right out of your hand. No one knows why these things happen, they just do and we accept it.
Now I don't expect everyone to agree witj me and I don't even claim everything I say makes a whole lot of sense. I guess what I'm saying is that can we all just agree to stop this horrid injustice? It's very insulting to the audience.
Thanks for stopping over to visit me in my padded cage tonight, please don't forget to tip your waitress at the door.
~Keyboard player guy
First of all keyboards are the gheyest instrument in a band lineup. No hot chick in the history of music ever looked at an entire band lineup and wanted to sex the keyboard player. That's fact. Adding 2 keyboard players in the same band just increases the ghey factor to unsustainable levels.
Second, a keyboard is not a guitar (fact check this). Why have 2 keyboards in the same band when you can have 2 guitars... possibly even 3, 4, or 5 guitars all cranking out power chords. Need I say more?
Third, sure there have been a few bands with 2 or more keyboards that have been successful in the past but sometimes freak things just happen, like when a pterodactyl swoops out of the sky and steals your cellphone right out of your hand. No one knows why these things happen, they just do and we accept it.
Now I don't expect everyone to agree witj me and I don't even claim everything I say makes a whole lot of sense. I guess what I'm saying is that can we all just agree to stop this horrid injustice? It's very insulting to the audience.
Thanks for stopping over to visit me in my padded cage tonight, please don't forget to tip your waitress at the door.
~Keyboard player guy