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Back in the 80's this dude did a song with only two words throughout the whole song;

Oh Baby


So that got me thinking about a winter song for this 20 below weather we are having


The lyrics are as follows


In the key of D




sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold
sh*t its cold

and remember boys and girls






when you get that new pet for Christmas


do not name it







FIRE!

Yep Winter in Minnesota really sucks.
But
I'm here for the Grandkids, they are worth it.

Was watchin' the news last night and heard about the latest scourge on the Midwest. Took a TV out on the deck and was chillin' out in shorts and a t-shirt. As far as I can tell, it's the only good thing 'bout living in Tampa. Damn sure didn't move here for the music.

Priceless, Mike...

My Winter Wonderland (My Iowa version S G)

Snow plows clank
Are you listening?
See the snow
Shovels glistening
A god awful sight
I'll be miserable tonight
Shoveling in this winter wonderland

Gone away is the snowplow
Here to stay is a snow wall
It's covering the walk
Just shoveled before
Clearing sidewalks in my winter wonderland

On the corner Bubba made a snowman
I'll smash it when I see he's not around
He'll say ass-hole did you do that?
I'll say No man
It could have been those kids
From across town

Later on
I'll perspire
In a heap by the fire
I had a cardiac arrest
Or a mild stroke at best
Shoveling in the friggin wonderland

The corner moron built another snowman
He's some kind of psychopathic clown
I think I'll have some fun with his new snowman
As soon as Bubbas gone I'll mash it down

When it snows
It's a nightmare
Ears and nose all need med care
I'll be shoveling all day
Only Eskimos live this way
Imprisoned in a winter wonder land

you are one creative guy Slacker,, thanks really enjoyed it! especially since most of us can hum that tune out with you new lyric..