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thememphizmonkz wrote:
Auditions start aug. 1st and 2nd. Call Jeff for time and place. Thanks.

HAHAHAHAHAHA - posted August 18. LOSER!

Sept. 1st and 2nd I'll be holding auditions for new band members. Call jeff rust at jasir productions for more details. Thanks.

I wanna thank all the musicians and vocalists for coming out to auditions last weekend. Stay tuned for new audition dates and times. Call Jeff now for booking info. Thanks.

saraha1228147 wrote:this man is a SCAM!!!

Right on!

Wow. lol. I see nothings changed in here. Too bad. If there are any real musicians left...inbox me or call Jeff. Thanks.

What? No rhymes this time.

All y'all is chumps
Looking to get your gas pumped.

memps is back
off he jacks
no band, no skilz
he's sad sack

no game
he's wack
we'd hoped
he'd packed
or tried a better tact
still only showz his crack
that be da fact

Glad to be back picking through the rotten apples to find a good one. Its been over a year and I still haven't given up on BM as a spot to recruit new musicians and vocalists despite the lies and immature behavior this site is known for.

Congratulations on the full year of looking for your band, Memphis. Here's to several more years of looking.

thememphizmonkz wrote:Glad to be back picking through the rotten apples to find a good one. Its been over a year and I still haven't given up on BM as a spot to recruit new musicians and vocalists despite the lies and immature behavior this site is known for.

good to know.

and we haven't given up on you remaining a posing troll who's only useful purpose here is to provide a few laughs. (hint: we're not laughing WITH you)

i'll second Schmed's well wishes..here's to another yr of you looking for anyone willing to play with you. and another yr of you trying to convince everyone that there really is a person named jasir and that there really is a studio.

Alright, read'em and weep. My list of new BM members I'm looking foward to working with....

Jerry1245660
kelly1244744
maddie1244497
raven121091
Joe Michael

Inbox me or contact jasir studios. Thank u.

Let's see...

Jerry1245660 66-year-old blues drummer
kelly1244744 'beginner' singer
maddie1244497 new BM member with NOTHING on their profile
raven121091 Another drummer
Joe Michael multi-instrumentalist/vocalist, hasn't been active on BM since ...

Hey, MemphisLoser, you can change your forum name, but its still your same lame-ass stuff. Thought you had a drummer? Oh wait, that was some beats from a casio keyboard, wasn't it?
After all this time, you still don't get it, do you? these profile people you search for don't come to this forum, won't see your pleading to get them to come "audition" there in your mom's garage.

@guitarmike
Hey mike, I thought you had a career. lmao.

Same bitter old buzzards hanging around lying and losing momentum. Yes, I've had musicians come and go and yes I've made some changes, but I'm suppose to. Your brand has to change in this biz. Jeff may not be a super producer with a mega studio, but he's put in more work than a lot of you wanna be pros who can't get past a BM chatroom...and I'm bored with you fake azz musicians. If your not on my list, don't get pissed. lol.

sillymeReady wrote:@guitarmike

Yes, I've had musicians come and go and yes I've made some changes, but I'm suppose to. Your brand has to change in this biz.

what have you changed? upgraded your $79 WAL MART Casio to the $100 model?

here you are...still picking thru profiles and begging them to contact you here. still haven't figured out they aren't looking at this forum. still no pics. still no vids. still no sharing of YOUR exp/where you've gigged/IF you have EVER gigged.

...still the same bag of wind w empty boasts.

If your not on my list, don't get pissed. lol.

not on your list?
out we're all blissed
you feel dissed by real musos who know the gist
your tunes are a cyst
can't even make a fist
you're solid as mist
never gigged
never been kissed
ignore not ready
she's to be dismissed