General Music Chat

As I recall, the two dollar bill was mostly distributed at race tracks.

Talbot

We had an elderly babysitter who would always give them to us for our birthdays.

I had 3 on top of a dresser that were stolen in a break-in 15 years ago. Haven't seen one since.

I had actually deposited one early in the same day Poser Monkey was spouting his sewage. Really, I've never seen a lamer excuse of a poser. He is his own worst enemy and still doesn't seem to understand that no one wants to work with such an anus if they can't bring it.

Yet he's under some delusion that he will someday be able to play with a band for longer than a month? His attitude will ensure that is not the future. Circumstantial evidence says he quits a long time before that.


We should stop feeding this troll. It's the new willy.


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We should stop feeding this troll. It's the new willy. .

But it's human nature, like slowing down on the highway to see the 'blood and guts' from a bad accident; or picking at a scab.

'Memphis Monkey and the Scabs'

@guitarmikeb
Try picking a hit record, since you haven't had one yet. lol. Is that why the Grammy's haven't picked your so called music? lmao! Pick your battles better buster!

@yod
You got no label, huh. Too bad. You got no shot now if anyone's reading the racist crap you leave on my topic. You're trolling not touring.

@schmedidiah
Grow up. Your no closer to a musician as the rest of these losers. That last track was trash i heard. Guess one man's trash is another man's treasure.

hahahahaha
Meaningless retorts from the monkey with no music, and 'pics and videos coming'!

He's a half wit, so he's only half right. New music and pics are coming...just not fast enough for my super stalkers. lol.

I do have a few tracks that I would like to debut....but I don't know if BM is the right place to show my works. I mean nothing else is going on here. No new musicians, no new music. I just don't know. Nothing left to prove here.

I do have a few tracks that I would like to debut....but I don't know if BM is the right place to show my works. I mean nothing else is going on here. No new musicians, no new music. I just don't know. Nothing left to prove here.

Then just go away. What's the point of even showing up every couple of weeks to drag this rotting corpse through the gutter again?

'Memphis Monkey & the Rotting Corpses'

Because I know you're just the trolls here and not the real musicians and vocalists BM has to offer. I don't want them to end up like you all...bitter, hopeless, throwaways that have nothing left to offer but ridicule. They deserve a chance. I've heard too many musicians say how BM is the last place they come to find work or workers. I hope you're watching BM...these trolls are killing your business. Why do you think you have no deals, no fans and no shows? We can see through the lies and the hate.

Because I know you're just the trolls here and not the real musicians and vocalists BM has to offer. I don't want them to end up like you all...bitter, hopeless, throwaways that have nothing left to offer but ridicule. They deserve a chance. I've heard too many musicians say how BM is the last place they come to find work or workers. I hope you're watching BM...these trolls are killing your business. Why do you think you have no deals, no fans and no shows? We can see through the lies and the hate.

Because I know you're just the trolls here and not the real musicians and vocalists BM has to offer. I don't want them to end up like you all...bitter, hopeless, throwaways that have nothing left to offer but ridicule. They deserve a chance. I've heard too many musicians say how BM is the last place they come to find work or workers. I hope you're watching BM...these trolls are killing your business. Why do you think you have no deals, no fans and no shows? We can see through the lies and the hate.

Yeah, right. So why would you keep advertising here for band members? Better get your story straight before posting your usual nonsense.

The fact is that the people giving you the hardest time on this thread are all gigging musicians (or not interested in gigging). And why are we giving you a hard time? Because you're a fake with no evidence to show you can actually create music. 'Pics and videos coming' is what you have been saying now - for how long?

@guitarmikeb
Long enough to create interest, dummy. See how ready you are for my pics and vids...addictive advertising. All this is over your grey haired head. If you had a deal, maybe your PR could explain. After five albums...that's gotta suck. Quit now.

I'm not having a hard time finding musicians or vocalist on BM, its just I expected more (gigging or not). The level of skills, commitment and knowledge of the biz (example=guitarmikeb){seeabove} is lacking in today's players.

@guitarmikeb
Long enough to create interest, dummy. See how ready you are for my pics and vids...addictive advertising. All this is over your grey haired head. If you had a deal, maybe your PR could explain. After five albums...that's gotta suck. Quit now.

I'm not having a hard time finding musicians or vocalist on BM, its just I expected more (gigging or not). The level of skills, commitment and knowledge of the biz (example=guitarmikeb){seeabove} is lacking in today's players.

Monkey - no one believes you. If any (new) musicians actually looked at this thread in the forums do you really think they would contact you after reading your asinine responses to experienced musicians and noting your lack of any examples of any musical ability whatsoever?

I've got solo and band gigs lined up through next spring, get my royalty payments from BMI on a regular basis, and payments for my CD/download/streams from my 4 (not 5) albums. I'm laughing (at you) all the way to the bank.

I do have a few tracks that I would like to debut....but I don't know if BM is the right place to show my works. .

Ya know....finally you gave us a good topic. Where you should "show your works" is a good game we can all play.


How about MSNBC? They are the masters of fake news


Or how about this one?
http://www.reallyhorriblemusic.com


I'd bet you get a spot on the playlist here;
http://www.listchallenges.com/100-worst-songs-ever



You have been providing some small amount of entertainment with your oblivious rants (as if you actually think someone here believes you could play or sing) so maybe you can find a career in entertaining rants?

Start a music career even if you can't sing a note or play an instrument:
https://www.workinentertainment.com/blo ... ng-a-note/

@guitarmikeb
Sorry mike, I don't buy your "all the way to the bank" story. You're a sad excuse for an artist. If you are getting paid...its peanuts, but you're not in it for the money so its no big deal. Enjoy starving. lol.

@yod
My talent is my business you washed up old has been. Take your fake tour and your fake career and keep it moving. Nobody invited you anyway. This topic is for real musicians.

Auditions start sept. 1st and 2nd. Call Jeff for time and place. Thanks.

This topic is for real musicians..

hahahaha


That's rich....as if you'd know what one looks like?

Let me guess....pics and video coming any old day now???


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