THE BEAR AND THE ATHEIEST
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:36 amAn atheiest was walking through the woods the other day, when he heard a rustling in the brush behind him.
He turned to see what would would make such a noise, when a great bear reared his head, released a thunderious roar, and stood on his hind legs; razor sharp claws extended for the death blow!
In the next tense moment of panic, the atheist fell to his knees, sobbing, and cried "OH PLEEEEEEEASE!!!! GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!"...............................
with that, time stood still, and a light shown down from heaven above.......and GOD himself stood before him, and said "MY SON, FOR ALL THESE YEARS, YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME. NOW IN YOUR TIME OF MOST GRAVE DISTRESS, YOU ASK MY HELP............BUT I AM A FORGIVING GOD, AND SHALL GRANT THIS REPRIEVE FROM CERTAIN DEATH, IF YOU GO FORTH INTO THE WORLD AND PREACH THE GOOD WORD OF MY NAME."
Stunned the atheiest said "Um, well,......can you give me a minute to think about this?"
..... Now this may seem odd, but after all, he was an atheiest..........
After a minute GOD was ready for his answer............
The atheiest said....."Can't you just make the bear a Christian?"
In a flash GOD said "IT IS DONE"
TIME UNFROZE, THE ROAR OF THE BEAR FILLED THE AIR AS THE CLAW HAMMEDRD INTO THE OTHER CLAW, THEN LOOKING SKYWARD, THE BEAR SAID "DEAR LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL YOU HAVE PROVIDED ME WITH........"
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He turned to see what would would make such a noise, when a great bear reared his head, released a thunderious roar, and stood on his hind legs; razor sharp claws extended for the death blow!
In the next tense moment of panic, the atheist fell to his knees, sobbing, and cried "OH PLEEEEEEEASE!!!! GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!"...............................
with that, time stood still, and a light shown down from heaven above.......and GOD himself stood before him, and said "MY SON, FOR ALL THESE YEARS, YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME. NOW IN YOUR TIME OF MOST GRAVE DISTRESS, YOU ASK MY HELP............BUT I AM A FORGIVING GOD, AND SHALL GRANT THIS REPRIEVE FROM CERTAIN DEATH, IF YOU GO FORTH INTO THE WORLD AND PREACH THE GOOD WORD OF MY NAME."
Stunned the atheiest said "Um, well,......can you give me a minute to think about this?"
..... Now this may seem odd, but after all, he was an atheiest..........
After a minute GOD was ready for his answer............
The atheiest said....."Can't you just make the bear a Christian?"
In a flash GOD said "IT IS DONE"
TIME UNFROZE, THE ROAR OF THE BEAR FILLED THE AIR AS THE CLAW HAMMEDRD INTO THE OTHER CLAW, THEN LOOKING SKYWARD, THE BEAR SAID "DEAR LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL YOU HAVE PROVIDED ME WITH........"
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