General Music Chat

Damn I tell you Santa really sucked this year. Going to make it a point to be on the naughty list this time. That fat bastard lands on my roof I’ll be eating Blitzer for months. I’ll also be stealing someone’s cheap after shave and ugly socks. Because you can never have too much electric shave, or too many lime green argyles. Prepping for the end, my friends. That’s all I really need.

“Why did you shoot that guy?”
“Did you see the socks he was wearing? I just considered it a favor.”
“A fashion mercy killing eh? It’s a shame a lot more of that wasn’t done in the eighties”
“What the hell is that smell?”
“Man it’s electric shave! Don’t you have no class?”
“So why is a lime green argyle sock guy, wearing electric shave? It ain’t like he’s going to get lucky.”
“Well if you’re deceased wearing lime green argyles and that much electric shave, something tells me luck has very little to do with it; at least not the good kind.”

“You hungry man what’s in the fridge?”
“Wow look! There is a sh*t load of deer meat here.”
“Maybe that has something to do with the fat dead guy, out back?”
“I doubt it, did he have antlers?”
“No man just a bunch of jingle bells.”
“Jingle bells, what are you gay, what the hell is a jingle bell?”
“You know Merry Christmas, all of that nonsense.”
“Oh right and he’s been out in the cold for a few days, I guess we can eat him too.”
“Merry Christmas Floyd.”
“Merry Christmas Fred.”

On second thought; I’d probably be better off leaving the cheap after shave and ugly socks alone. All you guy’s stocking stuffers are safe, for now…….

Obviously, I just have too much time on my hands. I hope you all had a happy holiday and well adjusted to the normal grind ahead.

Ok if your siblings or spouse doesn’t read this, what was the worse thing you got this year? I got a metal box of chocolate coins. lol Hey but the cool part is the box doubles as a piggy bank. Now all I need is some money to save.