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so, my wife, our dog, and i got back yesterday from a mini VAL & MAL tour of Iowa.

the guy who owns JP's in Washington Iowa was pretty cool. when he realized we had Bear (our 140 lb sheepdog/pyranese mix) w us in the car he insisted we bring him into the club. frigging dog hogged everyone's attention all night and i doubt anyone even knew Val and I were there playing!

note to self..NEVER work with dogs or small children.

I bet you have you're eye on the dog, eh Willie? Well, you are from Barkansas. You lie down with dogs your get up with fleas. My question is, are you a top or a bottom?

allow me to run it down for ya Shortstack:

w the glasses... that's Val. (10x the musician you'll ever be.)

w the bass..that's me. (10x the musician you'll ever be.)

the white critter is my dog....his name is Bear. (10x the musician you'll ever be.)

those thingies up on the stands are called mics (short for microphones)

my wife is BEHIND the camera. (that means you can't see her in the photo)

that's a guitar Val is holding. after you tune them up (try it some time) in the hands of someone that can play (unlike yourself) they're pretty cool.

that's a bass i'm holding. you play bass lines w one of those. (those are the low notes you hear in a song.)

and for the musicians on this forum who are curious...to the right behind Val is her dad's early '70's Harmony H75 guitar. it's a thinline w full hollow body, three De'Armond p/u's w vol and tone... AND KILL switches for each pickup! cowabunga!

That's too far over Willie's head PG. In Arkansas glasses are the broken out things on the front of the shack.

jimmydanger wrote:That's too far over Willie's head PG. In Arkansas glasses are the broken out things on the front of the shack.

actually, i think it was his cherry that was broken outside the shack....by his uncles virgil, gomer, and goober.

I bet that's not the only thing broken in front of the shack, like all the windows in the shack. LOL

I'm sorry but I just can't take Willie seriously, he just can't be this ignorant and have music this bad... It has to be a joke.

PS: C'mon Mark, you know that's not his uncles name... You are talking about his grandpa and grandfather, "Burp" and Burnt". lol

Starfish Scott wrote:I'm sorry but I just can't take Willie seriously, he just can't be this ignorant and have music this bad... It has to be a joke.

scott, you must mean LIKE a joke...only not as funny.

someone (besides his pervy uncles) must have done him a disservice at some point. that of telling this unimaginative, no talent, mental deficient that he was funny. and being the quarterwit (not quite to the halfwit line) he is.....he believes it to be true.

Planetguy wrote:

Starfish Scott wrote:I'm sorry but I just can't take Willie seriously, he just can't be this ignorant and have music this bad... It has to be a joke.

scott, you must mean LIKE a joke...only not as funny.

someone (besides his pervy uncles) must have done him a disservice at some point. that of telling this unimaginative, no talent, mental deficient that he was funny. and being the quarterwit (not quite to the halfwit line) he is.....he believes it to be true.

Ooh Hoo I heard that b!tchslap all the way down here in Texas Mark!!! If you look up the word troll in the dictionary mywillie's picture is the definition,....A little bitty DICK!

Willie is from BentonVille, man thats where my latest GF lives, hell I might run into him one of these days.

He must be a local they all seem to be inbred, we actually went out by the house of the people that have the 19 kids. The Duggars I think is their name.

Willie were can one find some good old rock n roll in the clubs over there?

Planetguy, thats an awesome looking bass you got there, Ive kinda been thinking of adding an 8 string guitar to my brood, as if 6 arent overwhelming enough.

Thanks for sharing the pics!

WILLIE FOR PRESIDENT!!! You guys seriously gotta get yourselves a sense of humor....

jw123 wrote:Willie is from BentonVille, man thats where my latest GF lives, hell I might run into him one of these days.

He must be a local they all seem to be inbred, we actually went out by the house of the people that have the 19 kids. The Duggars I think is their name.

Willie were can one find some good old rock n roll in the clubs over there?

Planetguy, thats an awesome looking bass you got there, Ive kinda been thinking of adding an 8 string guitar to my brood, as if 6 arent overwhelming enough.

Thanks for sharing the pics!

oh, i doubt that's where this bozo is from. his last handle had him living somewhere else if i recall. and really, does AR need a loser like this dragging their rep down any further?

re. the bass it's a WASHBURN XB600 6 string that i bought new around '92 or so for all of $500! they've long since discontinued this model and i rarely see this version (w two single coil J style p/u's) up for grabs anywhere. they are ridiculously good basses. they play great, sound great, and the workmanship is top notch. my one gripe is the string spacing is a little close but it's easy enough to get used to.

if you can find one of these...grab it.
(i do believe that's exactly what one of Willie's uncles said to his other uncles while fondling Willie's wee willy)

what came first? the chicken or the egg?.. this takes a lot of intellect so be careful..

Crip2nite wrote:WILLIE FOR PRESIDENT!!! You guys seriously gotta get yourselves a sense of humor....

I think willie is funny as hell! IMO he has waayyyy too much time on his hands. I am thinking of suing him for wasting my time after reading his worthless posts! Nah I'll just keep reading them and laughing my ass off! Kind of like Einsteins definition of insanity. I can't help it I gotta tell ya, I just have to jump into the conversation and throw some of my bullsh!t onto the forum! Besides why should I let mywillie have all the fun!

mywillie wrote:You all call me stupid? I think your stupid the ones.

mywillie wrote:You all call me stupid? I think you're the stupid ones.

There you go. I fixed that for you.

Willie whatever you might be, unless those samples are jokes, you are THE WORST musician.

(eeccch yuck wtf waz that sheet)