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Grinding My Axe

PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:21 pm
by crunchysoundbite
If you have an Axe to grind
I will grind it
If you have a place in mind
Please, bring it
If you have an act to show
Please show it
If you show it, please know it
Because if you have an axe to grind, I'll grind it
My axes give me peace of mind
I'll show it, just give me time, you'll know it
Straps of leather, polyester or just twine
No matter to those except to those who whine
About everything that is mine
Excuse me, but you are the kind
Of which I have an axe to grind
Battle axe in my hand
Me of all you do not wish to find, except to grind
So that you can show it
Ask me what I know
I'll tell you how to grind an axe
As sharp an edge, you do not want to know
If you're lucky, I'll use my edge
Not the blunt side
In which you will die slow
Respect is a two way street
Look at my house
I'm grindin' axes
Got one more to go
Brilliant light from the edge of these
Step in front of me
If you grind axes
Just like these
Not a trap, there is no map
Speak your peace
Or shut your trap
Rock and Roll is a frame of mind
Not just to those who call it "mine"
Spell it out, I think I will
Chill out, take a pill
Before knocking on my door
With all your things to spill
You are so successful, aren't you
So you can judge, commit or kill
Knock on my door if you have an axe to grind
Leave sharp, at your own will
Enter lightly, leave lively
Or get thrown out with the blood that you have spilled

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:42 pm
by Starfish Scott
LOL You really are feeling put out..huh?

Wow, I'd beat on you some more but it's too easy.

Were ya drinking last night>? I bet you were PUI too.
You feel like you have no self worth because you aren't doing anything at all, except writing lyrics on a forum.

You remind me of Batman, not the good one, Adam West the possibly fag batman. The one that did the "Batusi" and we were stuck with in the early days.

or this cheesebag..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p17ovOwsScY

Take your meds or we'll stuff them down your throat. lol

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:47 am
by crunchysoundbite
Thought I'd check on an old post. Boy, Starfish, You musta' thought this song was about you, Don't chew, Don't chew, Don't chew now! Let me write one for you so you can feel important... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAte is you. I'm done, thank you.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:20 am
by J-HALEY
Gawd crunch, do us all a favor and go back to practicing your bonsai. You know where you tie a knot with a plant? :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:37 am
by crunchysoundbite
Nature tied that knot. I only took a picture of it. If I could only show you a picture of two dancing bears (in plywood), that are perfect. I do see some things others do knot, (or twist). Domo aregatto, anyways.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:23 am
by fisherman bob

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:37 pm
by Starfish Scott
Crunchy the only knot you need is the noose. lol