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Ever Get Kneed in the nuts?

PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 6:16 pm
by crunchysoundbite
Go to bandmix for solice (and more).

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:05 am
by ANGELSSHOTGUN
I can't say the word kneed, but I know what it feels like to get kicked on full blown. IT HURTS LIKE HELL.

I got kicked head on. Put me down for a good couple of minutes. BUT...

The guy that nailed me musta ripped his knee so badly that he was still down. I'm pretty sure I saw him 6 years back...

35 years later, he still was limping. Now thats justice.

Boy did that hurt.

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:11 pm
by Deadguitars
Grateful Dead drummer got sued over that


"Kreutzmann has been in the news before for brawling. In 1987, the late Herb Caen reported that Kreutzmann got into an altercation with a rock band leader, the son of a high-society figure. Kreutzmann allegedly kicked the other musician so hard in the groin area that he claimed he became sterile. A Marin County jury awarded the man $25,000."

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Grat ... z2S90OIePl

Thats all I got in the knee-to-the-balls- topic

8)

Ouuch ...

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:06 pm
by Vampier
...once as a teenager I was "walking" on a pole corral in Nebraska and slipped. Usually when this would happen I would simply jump off but on this particular occasion I came down hard straddling the "Pole" and was unable to leap off. I "landed" and slipped slowly over and fell to the ground having the wind knocked out of me and gasping for air. I was alone excepting the cows in the corral at the time. As I lay there gasping a curious range cow walked slowly over to me and looked me right in the eye. All I could do was gaze helplessly at her and her horns and wonder what was going to transpire. She put her soft wet nose up to my face and nudged me gently and then began licking me on my face. I had never been licked by a cow before and somehow I found it very pleasurable. After a few licks she turned and ambled off. Gradually I recovered and but I was "sore" for a few days . I always was much more "careful when walking the corrals after that. I always wondered if that helped me sustain my ability for the higher notes ???

In Britain when you get "nutted" it means that someone smashes their head into your face and nose. It is a favorite method there hence the term "he is a real nutter". If you do not block it then you get a broken nose. I have found that bringing your thumb up hard into their throat pretty much allieviates this aggressive act.

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:07 pm
by ANGELSSHOTGUN
I reached down deep into my memories after reading this.

It is not just the initial impact.
Has anyone had the "WIND" knocked out of them?
It is sort of like that except the pain goes right up through your belly, into your kidneys, into your chest and even up your neck into your teeth.

Then your personals start to swell and hurt. If you are lucky... your two little buddies didn't make the great escape and going rolling down the street.

Not funny, but... :lol:

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:53 pm
by Starfish Scott
#1 lesson of street fights = They are going to try to kick your balls from the very first chance they get.

Guard your head(s) or pay the consequences.

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 12:24 am
by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Starfish Scott wrote:#1 lesson of street fights = They are going to try to kick your balls from the very first chance they get.

Guard your head(s) or pay the consequences.



NOW YOU TELL ME!

WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU 50 years ago. Thanks for the advice. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 1:44 am
by Starfish Scott
The first time I got nut kicked was during a kumite.
The referee cautioned the other guy, while scoring a point and we continued.

He clipped me again and it gave me a stinger and all I saw was red.
I then "lost it" and hip threw the other guy on his head with a huge kiai when there wasn't supposed to be any throws. (he didn't break-fall exactly)

I was getting ready to do some more damage to his body when my sensei grabbed me and stopped the action, but not before I kicked him in the junk as well. ( It becomes a reaction that you don't think about and we used to train multiple attacker scenarios all the time)

I apologized profusely but secretly, I was glad someone else got to feel the BANG besides me.

I thought I got away with it until that summer where he beat me like a gong, but it was worth it. I had a new move that stopped "uglies" dead in their tracks but my sensei used me as an example from there on in and I had to learn to block accidental contact at all times or risk being smacked during practice as a common event. He'd apologize after, but I knew after my 8th fat lip and as many black eyes that he wasn't sorry, he was getting even.

Always wear the cup (make sure you get the right size), unless it doesn't fit and then it's called the "cookie cutter". lol

PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 10:48 pm
by MikeTalbot
I used to brawl and enjoyed it. But that's all over now! Getting old makes one circumspect. we break easily. Sadly, that rules out fighting for fun. but I guess the calendar ruled that out anyway, sometime back.

I was giving a manners lesson to three guys one time and punched one in the boot with my chin. I lit up a smoke later and exhaled from my ripped up chin. Still, I gave as good as I got. Which was no consolation at all the next day...

Talbot

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 1:10 am
by J-HALEY
In Junior high we use to have a little game called "a poling" between oh, 4 and 10 guys would gang up on an unsuspecting victim we would subdue him with a couple of guys on each limb. We would find a stop sign, goal post any kind of pole under 4 inches in diameter. We would then carry said victim at a low rate of speed with legs spread into the pole. I didn't make up this game but participated on the giving AND receiving end. What can I say boys will be boys? Also us Texas boys have "the biggest balls of them all" :lol: