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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:55 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:55 pmPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:55 pm
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:04 pmNot too fishy?
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:53 pmOne day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange-looking fish. A man was walking by and said, "Wow! What a nice Gauddam Fish!" The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain."
The man said, "But that's the species of the fish - a Gauddam Fish." The sister said, "Oh, okay."
The Sister took the fish back home and said, "Mother Superior, look at the Gauddam Fish I caught." Shocked, the Mother Superior said, "Sister, you know better than that."
The nun said, "That's the species of it - a Gauddam Fish." So, the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean it."
While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior said, "Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught." Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn't talk like that!"
Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it - a Gauddam Fish." Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it."
That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said, "Wow, what a nice fish." In reply, the sister said, "Thank you, I caught the Gauddam Fish." And Mother Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam Fish." And Monsignor said, "I cooked the Gauddam Fish."
The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said, "I like this f***ing place already!"
Break a fin JD!
The man said, "But that's the species of the fish - a Gauddam Fish." The sister said, "Oh, okay."
The Sister took the fish back home and said, "Mother Superior, look at the Gauddam Fish I caught." Shocked, the Mother Superior said, "Sister, you know better than that."
The nun said, "That's the species of it - a Gauddam Fish." So, the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll clean it."
While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior said, "Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught." Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn't talk like that!"
Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it - a Gauddam Fish." Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll cook it."
That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said, "Wow, what a nice fish." In reply, the sister said, "Thank you, I caught the Gauddam Fish." And Mother Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam Fish." And Monsignor said, "I cooked the Gauddam Fish."
The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said, "I like this f***ing place already!"
Break a fin JD!
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:06 pmFunny! Thanks J!!
re:Fish story
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:21 pmThat was a good story.my sister study at a convent for 4 yrs.Even became a novice until she decided the calling wasn't for her.She will enjoy that.
gooooood one.
gooooood one.
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:45 pmWonder if any grammar police are going to come up to tell you that 'soul' and 'sole' are two different things! Break a leg (but no strings)!
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:56 amNice band name and poster. There's also a great guitarist in the band....
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:09 pmI thought you might like that Bob. Dover Sole is also one of my favorite dishes, I get it at a place in Detroit called Mario's, which looks like a restaurant right out of the Godfather. Our first paying gig is on May 25, but we're doing a surprise birthday party at a VFW hall on May 11. The Farleys are in a song writing/pre-recording phase, so I'm busier than ever. Hope all is well.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:46 pmNot too fishy . . . 