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I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:14 pm
by KLUGMO

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:33 pm
by Starfish Scott
LOOK AWAY or the sneer will get ya.. lol

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:49 pm
by Mike Nobody
Although "The King" had some decent songs in his later years, I think it is unfortunate that more impersonators don't do the "young Elvis", before he went into the army.
Why would people want to hear an artist in decline, while they are at their most sad, grotesque, and pathetic?
You'd want to hear them at their peak, wouldn't you?

If Michael Jackson impersonators catch on, and it's all white women portraying him I would be very disappointed.
You'd want the early-80's "Off the Wall"/"Thriller" MJ, not the insane pale child-molesting MJ, wouldn't you?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:01 pm
by DainNobody
I though MJ was acquitted? and I just adore the pale MJ.. when they changed his features he took on new meaning..

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:13 pm
by Mike Nobody
Dane Ellis Allen wrote:I though MJ was acquitted? and I just adore the pale MJ.. when they changed his features he took on new meaning..


He paid off the parents.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:56 am
by Starfish Scott
Jesus juice anyone?

Here kids have some "GHB" (in a high squeeky voice)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:23 pm
by Planetguy
Mike Nobody wrote:Although "The King" had some decent songs in his later years, I think it is unfortunate that more impersonators don't do the "young Elvis", before he went into the army.


top ten reasons why impersonators choose to do "vegas elvis"

10. ya get to wear rhinestone encrusted jump suits
9. hard to do "young elvis" with their receeding hair line
8. ya get to wear a cape
7. how do you justify having a tympanist playing '50's Elvis tunes?
6. vegas elvis probably had more panties thrown at him (even if it was from middle aged women)
5. easier to find 20 musicians who can convincingly cut latter day tunes than finding two who can cut the scotty moore and ed black parts
4. copping earlier elvis requires some pretty good rhythm gtr skills from "elvis"
3. you can be pretty hefty doing "vegas elvis"
2. w younger elvis if you piss off one your musicians and they split before the gig you're fukked. vegas elvis.....you still have another 18 to cover parts.

...and the number one reason why impersonators choose to do "vegas elvis"........

1. when ya pass out on stage...it only adds to authenticity!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:05 pm
by PaperDog
Mark that was a good one (Authenticity)

PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:17 pm
by Planetguy
PaperDog wrote:Mark that was a good one (Authenticity)


thanks...i'll be here all week!