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Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:54 pm**

I really love my dog. I'd like to marry my dog since I love him so much. I know that we both wish to spend our lives together "till death do us part." My dog is a male, therefore I need the supreme court to change the definition of marriage. Besides, he's the only one that I have been able to live with without having constant demands placed upon me. It's not right that we have such a loving relationship just to find that society won't recognize our same sex partnership as a marriage. If he was a she I imagine people would feel more easy about this, but as it is, people find the thought of us getting married to be unorthodox

Besides, he likes my guitar playing and always sits down beside me every time I begin to play. He is a constant source of encouragement to me.

All that truly matters is that we love each other and wish to have some of the benefits of marriage that are denied to us at this time by society. Right?

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:10 pm**

Absolutely Slack! I bet he already knows how to do it doggy style, question is, which one of you will be the top?

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:17 pm**

jimmydanger wrote:Absolutely Slack! I bet he already knows how to do it doggy style, question is, which one of you will be the top?

Maybe Slacker likes being the bitch.

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:18 pm**

jimmydanger wrote:Absolutely Slack! I bet he already knows how to do it doggy style, question is, which one of you will be the top?

Jimmy has to ask, because all Jimmy knows is 'reach around'...and he learned that from taking a sex ed class in Michigan public school system...

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:22 pm**

I'm sure you know all about sex with animals so why don't you educate us? I do feel sorry for the critters you have had affairs with.

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:29 pm**

jimmydanger wrote:I'm sure you know all about sex with animals so why don't you educate us? I do feel sorry for the critters you have had affairs with.

Well there was that one chick from Flint... SHe squealed like a Pig... Then there was that other chick from Ann Arbor, who needed a bag of oats over her face... Then there was chick in Detroit who howled like a wolf... Hello Son!

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:31 pm**

Michigan women like real men, not pindicks from El Paso (Spanish for "pass this rat hole town").

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:34 pm**

jimmydanger wrote:Michigan women like real men, not pindicks from El Paso (Spanish for "pass this rat hole town").

So there really is no reason for you to stay in Michigan then... (You said they wanted real men). As for pindicks, you might get lucky with a cactus...

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:36 pm**

It's sophomoric to compare animals to humans, even in jest. This is a serious issue IMO for many people, but not me. People who are the same sex who want to marry are none of my business. It doesn't hurt me or help me one way or the other.

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:57 pm**

Slack all you gotta do is move to ARK,, some dude over there married his horse!

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:58 pm**

And if I remember right the damn horse ran away!!!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:33 pm**

OMG worst thread EVER here.

But thank you, it's making me laugh my ass off.

Sometimes you guys really are the height of amusement but don't be so hard on each other, you know most of the regulars here and they are all good people. (I can spot the dimwits from a mile away.)

If you want to deal with a$$holes, go to Match.com. lol

That place is chock full of frauds and the only thing they understand is $.

I even got mail from soviet chicks claiming to be in Ontario. (head in hands)

I made a profile by the name of "Heinrich68" just for laughs and wow the problems greatly outweigh the benefits, but as long as they get paid they don't care. lol

I was looking long and hard at this one woman and the first thing she did was to invalidate her contract and they made her thingie unable to be read.

I gather it's an atmosphere of suspicion and intrigue.
Gee, makes a black sheep feel right at home. (baaaa)

The only thing as bad is chemistry.com where the only thing you will learn is how to make a "bomb". (drums + cymbal splash) LOL

Posted: **Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:57 pm**

PaperDog wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Absolutely Slack! I bet he already knows how to do it doggy style, question is, which one of you will be the top?

Jimmy has to ask, because all Jimmy knows is 'reach around'...and he learned that from taking a sex ed class in Michigan public school system...