General Music Chat

Sings my theme song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... GgNGJQwt8E

Chee Bah Pah Doodly Wah Pah

Huh. I would have thought this one would be your theme song.

http://youtu.be/rGZ8u9-C4o0

Huh. I would have thought this one would be your theme song.

http://youtu.be/rGZ8u9-C4o0

Yes, or perhaps this one is even more descriptive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXXMqN7XyWo

My kids use to love that song about San Berdino,
in fact they loved the whole album, One Size Fits All,
I believe.

Johnny your so funny I'm retired, but no shame in
working in a gas station. I guess instead of a gas station
I could just get fat and lazy and useless, or perhaps
become a chickenshit like you, BOO! No I got fields to
prepare for the coming hay season, so no time to
pump gas. But I'll come strajght on to you you dried up old
phuckker, I got all you and two of your buddies would want,
so if you know karate u better bring him with you. You know
the last old man that was gonna beat me up, I pulled his nose so hard
it was probably a half inch longer when I was done, you'll
probably hide behind your old ladies skirt.
Straight up Johnny I did nothing to you as I'd done nothing to
JW, when it started, I don't forget sh*t, and now you can be
my special project.
I bet you squat to pee, no your probably so old you wear a
pissbag. You know I had a dog that looked like you, so I
shaved its azz and made it walk backwards, it didn't help,
so I shot it. Your a phukkin cunt and I'm telling you, I ain't
skeered of noone and I ain't hiding, git off your high horse,
before I knock you off, and thay motherphukker is a promise.

Who let the junk yard dog back in. He's got no teeth but surely has a nasty bark. Woof!

I ain't
skeered of noone and I ain't hiding....

noone? as in peter noone? hell, why would anyone be scared of him?

Lyn,

You might want to tone down the tough-guy rhetoric a few clicks for your own well being. In the state of Missouri it is a Federal crime to threaten someone with physical violence over the internet. The Feds have your screen name, your IP address and your home address anytime they choose to pull it. It would be a shame if the next knock on your door happened to be the FBI and you ended up getting 5 years in state penn. for being little more than a blowhard bully.

Now you and I both know that you are just puffing your chest out a bit and don't have either means or opportunity to follow through with any of that nonsense. Dane on the other hand lives in close proximity and if an idle threat by you creates fear in Dane's mind that you might actually follow through, you have committed a Federal crime.

It's difficult to plant your fields while you are sitting in prison. Choose wisely!

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Criminal Threats Law

Criminal threats is the crime of putting someone in fear.


A "criminal threat" is when you threaten to kill or physically harm someone and

that person is thereby placed in a state of reasonably sustained fear for his/her safety or for the safety of his/her immediate family,


the threat is specific and unequivocal and


you communicate the threat verbally, in writing, or via an electronically transmitted device.1


Criminal threats can be charged whether or not you have the ability to carry out the threat...and even if you don't actually intend to execute the threat.2
Examples

Examples of conduct leading to a criminal threats charge include (but are by no means limited to):

threatening to shoot another person while you are holding a gun,


a recently fired employee calling the former boss and saying "you and the office staff better watch your backs,"


texting your ex that you're going to set fire to her apartment.

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