We're Number One!

Detroit Tops 2013 List Of America's Most Miserable Cities
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2013/02/21/detroit-tops-2013-list-of-americas-most-miserable-cities/
Not only did we KICK SERIOUS ASS in our drive to being America's preeminent Loserville, we are one of only TWO CITIES to place below 50% in ALL NINE categories being measured! No half measures for the D- when we suck, we suck ALL the way!
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2013/02/21/detroit-tops-2013-list-of-americas-most-miserable-cities/
Not only did we KICK SERIOUS ASS in our drive to being America's preeminent Loserville, we are one of only TWO CITIES to place below 50% in ALL NINE categories being measured! No half measures for the D- when we suck, we suck ALL the way!