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If SLACKER gets into Politics

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:05 pm
by DainNobody
I might just have to vote for him, although I disagree with him on many issues, he seems to have a general LOVE for this country the United States of America, and I feel that is the most important factor when voting for a leader to get this country back on track like it was in the 1960's..

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:23 pm
by J-HALEY
Here, here, Slacker for President!


Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:14 pm
by Starfish Scott
lol@ Dane.
Although now that I think about it, Slacker would do a better job than our current popularity contest winner. (ech)

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:43 pm
by Planetguy
well, the debates might be entertaining when he refers to his opponents as idiots, braindead morons, and more in the attempt to illustrate how his views are the correct ones.
other than that....i expect "a love of country" to be a given. and i'd say that having such...well, that pretty much applies to most everyone taking the time to post on this forum.
sheeeet, it wouldn't be too hard to make an argument that even ol' dumber than a bag 'o hammers sarah palin loves her country too.
"love of country" as qualification to run for prez? pffft.
dane...i do give you credit for trying to make nice. you're one of the good guys in my book. (and that and a cpl of bucks will get on the subway)

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:45 pm
by Starfish Scott
"If ya don't like it here, there's always Sweden"
(packing my sh*t into a sandwich bag) lol

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:52 pm
by DainNobody
studying/watching the dating habits of chimpanzees is what won me over.

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:55 pm
by Starfish Scott
Found a correlation, did you Dane>?
They wearing the blond wig too? lol

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:46 pm
by Planetguy
Chief Engineer Scott wrote:"If ya don't like it here, there's always Sweden"
(packing my sh*t into a sandwich bag) lol
so, this not so bright guy steps from the outhouse after completing his business.
he proceeds to crawl under the shithouse and starts rooting around in the mess. a passerby yells at him "DON"T DO THAT. IT'S FILTHY AND YOU'RE GETTING EVERYONE'S CRAP ALL OVER YOURSELF!"
"nah...it's ok. you don' understand. i dropped my sandwich when i was pooping."

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:53 pm
by RGMixProject
Can he fix this problem...
The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents”
I replied – “12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Posted:
Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:51 pm
by Starfish Scott
Planetguy wrote:Chief Engineer Scott wrote:"If ya don't like it here, there's always Sweden"
(packing my sh*t into a sandwich bag) lol
so, this not so bright guy steps from the outhouse after completing his business.
he proceeds to crawl under the shithouse and starts rooting around in the mess. a passerby yells at him "DON"T DO THAT. IT'S FILTHY AND YOU'RE GETTING EVERYONE'S CRAP ALL OVER YOURSELF!"
"nah...it's ok. you don' understand. i dropped my sandwich when i was pooping."
Is that a joke?

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:32 pm
by DainNobody
oh, and Slacker was the only member here, who voluntarily offered me assistance when I complained about not being able to use my digital recording interface a Line 6 Toneport.. I will always be greatful for that..it speaks volumes about the good character Slacker is.. everybody is entitled to their opinion on how government should be run, just because somebody's opinion is different or even strange sounding, that does not mean it is crazy..

Posted:
Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:43 pm
by Planetguy
Chief Engineer Scott wrote:Planetguy wrote:Chief Engineer Scott wrote:"If ya don't like it here, there's always Sweden"
(packing my sh*t into a sandwich bag) lol
so, this not so bright guy steps from the outhouse after completing his business.
he proceeds to crawl under the shithouse and starts rooting around in the mess. a passerby yells at him "DON"T DO THAT. IT'S FILTHY AND YOU'RE GETTING EVERYONE'S CRAP ALL OVER YOURSELF!"
"nah...it's ok. you don' understand. i dropped my sandwich when i was pooping."
Is that a joke?
well, ya know...it's LIKE a joke....only not quite as funny.
damn, scottie..i thought if anyone cracked a grin over that one, it'd be you.

Posted:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:17 am
by fisherman bob
Funny thing is, Slacker hasn't commented on this thread yet...or announced he's running for any political office.

Posted:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:50 am
by Starfish Scott
Planetguy wrote:Chief Engineer Scott wrote:Planetguy wrote:Chief Engineer Scott wrote:"If ya don't like it here, there's always Sweden"
(packing my sh*t into a sandwich bag) lol
so, this not so bright guy steps from the outhouse after completing his business.
he proceeds to crawl under the shithouse and starts rooting around in the mess. a passerby yells at him "DON"T DO THAT. IT'S FILTHY AND YOU'RE GETTING EVERYONE'S CRAP ALL OVER YOURSELF!"
"nah...it's ok. you don' understand. i dropped my sandwich when i was pooping."
Is that a joke?
well, ya know...it's LIKE a joke....only not quite as funny.
damn, scottie..i thought if anyone cracked a grin over that one, it'd be you.
Yikes I just didn't get it..now ya make me feel stupid..


Posted:
Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:50 am
by Mike Nobody
Vote Gandalf for Middle-Earth!