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Everybodies allways kicken ppul off their thread once the bitchslappin' gets good... like g! this afternoon. So I made this thread specifically for biotch slap fights... if you would like to bitch slap someone and they kick you off the thread your batting from... feel free to continue your biotch slap conversation in here. I hate it when some silly person trys to end the biotch slappin' by getting in a last word and then saying "lets respect each others right to keep our threads focused" -which is a valid concern, mind you, but a cheap 'bail out' all the same. So, this threads topic is biotchslappin'... we'll call it the biotchslap thread... hope to see you soon!
Prediction: either thread doesn't go anywhere... or becomes most used thread ever... I guess we'll see together!

oh, yeah, rule#1:

nobody calls me a muscle man - I have to draw the line there... it's more than I can bear.

oh yea, bullshitting is encouraged... going off topic is encouraged... you don't neccessarily have to biotch slap someone to post... you can rant about someone, suggest we vote someone off the island, double biotch slap somone, give an encouraging compliment, tell someone how nice they are... whatever ya got.

whatever you say, muscle man

LOL!! g! - yur so funny!!

my daughter was wondering if you would add her to your myspace page?
Here's her link: www.myspace.com/babybidotch69

HI Mike!! Did ya hear my new tune that I posted on MC??

no, ladyrocker, I didn't but I'll look for it next time I go there... what's your collab name?

g! - now you've gone and done it you poopy head. I bet your mom has arms(no offence if yer mom really doesn't have arms ok?)!

members of the crowd: feel free to chime in on any thread that has a fight starting and repeatedly post "biotchslap". This will be our signal to let the biotchslapping begin.

I was hoping we could maybe even ascribe points to biotch slapping techniques like:
5pts if you biotch slap and it makes a hiku... what is it again, 5 5 7?
just a thought.

hahaha, that reminds me of the new "orbit gum" commercial where they "clean dirty mouthes" but its like, people using g-rated insults.



on that note, you all are lilly-livered muffin delivering lopsided monks.

lady, you can inform the daughter that i sent a friend request




..you ..um.. i dunno. something mildly offensive

This is the dumbest thread I have ever heard of and I would never post anything in here. ever...except for maybe now...maybe just this once...

ClintMurphy wrote:This is the dumbest thread I have ever heard of and I would never post anything in here. ever...except for maybe now...maybe just this once...

"do you really wan't to hurt me? do you really want to make me cry?"

Isn't that the point? lol

no, no no, we don't biotchslap at random. As a fight develops we kindly usher ppul to this thread. This keeps the original thread from being overrun by a biotchslapfest, and creates a common place for spectators to see a good biotchslappin'. We haven't had a real biotchslap match in here yet... but I am inciting violence all around this site with the hopes that soon... soon there will be a genuine biotchslap match. I don't wan't to biotchslap anyone in here... unless of course we end in a heated argument on another thread and spectators chime in with "biotchslap" and then I will invite my victim to accompany me in here while we slap the krap outta each other. See, that would be me doing MY part... but then it's up to everyone else.
I'ts a sound principle in theory, of course theory and practice are seldom the same... we'll just have to wait and see if we can successfully divert biotchslapping couples into this thread.
mv

I don't know...I think random acts of violence work just as well.

don't get me wrong... I would ENCOURAGE random acts of violence... but A. it's hard to get yer heart into it when it's not 'personal' and
B. you don't always know where to look as a spectator... you see that's where the biotchslap thread excels. We will all know where to go to see the biotchslappin' unfurl. Please consider this and don't waste your talents in other threads.
mv