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Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:58 pm**

How come women complain if you don't put the seat down. Because They can fall in. How then do the know if the lid is up or down. Don't they look? Is there a song in this? I'm just askin', and soliciting.

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:26 pm**

The song title is "I'd Sit And Pee For You".

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:48 pm**

How about "Look Before you Leap"

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:01 pm**

Write your lyrics and then your title.

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:56 pm**

It's a dominance thing. I solved it with my ex by insisting the top lid be all the way down. Kept the cat from drinking toilet water and solved at least that one problem.

Not a song topic I'd care to run with with.

Talbot

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:04 pm**

Jim Croce sang about The Cat's in The Cradle. How about The Cat's in the toilet?

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:37 pm**

You don't want your dog drinking from it either - then licking you all over!

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:40 pm**

Good ol Brad does it again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIiFGTwkm1I

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:23 pm**

this might explain more:
http://www.levitynews.com/social_engineering.html

Posted: **Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:26 am**

fisherman bob wrote:this might explain more:
http://www.levitynews.com/social_engineering.html

A fella with a name like Dr. Seimore Holes could only be in the toilet monitoring business or a proctologyst.

Posted: **Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:29 am**

I'll spare you from the song at the risk of being accused of having a potty mouth.

Posted: **Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:56 pm**

Thanks Crunchy.. lol

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:43 pm**

Harry Chapin did Cat's in the Cradle, not Jim Croce

My cat always drinks from the toilet, (no blue water thingy though) If I put her out a water bowl she plays in it and it's gone in an hour.

My mother got really pissed one day when she complained because I left the seat up, I asked her... Well, don't you bother to LOOK???? I mean I have to LOOK to see which position it's in, raise it, lower it again, can't you at least open your eyes??? Jeez if you almost fell in don't bitch at me, I'm not the one who didn't look...

She threw a fit...at least she doesn't say anything when she comes to my place...she knows I don't care, it's my damn toilet I'll leave the seat up if I want to. I cured that problem long ago...

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:08 pm**

Paleopete wrote:Harry Chapin did Cat's in the Cradle, not Jim Croce

My cat always drinks from the toilet, (no blue water thingy though) If I put her out a water bowl she plays in it and it's gone in an hour.

My mother got really pissed one day when she complained because I left the seat up, I asked her... Well, don't you bother to LOOK???? I mean I have to LOOK to see which position it's in, raise it, lower it again, can't you at least open your eyes??? Jeez if you almost fell in don't bitch at me, I'm not the one who didn't look...

She threw a fit...at least she doesn't say anything when she comes to my place...she knows I don't care, it's my damn toilet I'll leave the seat up if I want to. I cured that problem long ago...

I once thought about just putting a urinal in my bathroom......But Then I remembered the part where every once in a while I might need to poop...HA! (But it was fun threatning the women in the house anyway...They stopped complaining! ) :lol:

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