General Music Chat

How come women complain if you don't put the seat down. Because They can fall in. How then do the know if the lid is up or down. Don't they look? Is there a song in this? I'm just askin', and soliciting.

The song title is "I'd Sit And Pee For You".

How about "Look Before you Leap"

Write your lyrics and then your title.

It's a dominance thing. I solved it with my ex by insisting the top lid be all the way down. Kept the cat from drinking toilet water and solved at least that one problem.

Not a song topic I'd care to run with with.

Talbot

Jim Croce sang about The Cat's in The Cradle. How about The Cat's in the toilet?

You don't want your dog drinking from it either - then licking you all over!

Good ol Brad does it again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIiFGTwkm1I

this might explain more:
http://www.levitynews.com/social_engineering.html

this might explain more:
http://www.levitynews.com/social_engineering.html

A fella with a name like Dr. Seimore Holes could only be in the toilet monitoring business or a proctologyst.

I'll spare you from the song at the risk of being accused of having a potty mouth.

Thanks Crunchy.. lol

Harry Chapin did Cat's in the Cradle, not Jim Croce

My cat always drinks from the toilet, (no blue water thingy though) If I put her out a water bowl she plays in it and it's gone in an hour.

My mother got really pissed one day when she complained because I left the seat up, I asked her... Well, don't you bother to LOOK???? I mean I have to LOOK to see which position it's in, raise it, lower it again, can't you at least open your eyes??? Jeez if you almost fell in don't bitch at me, I'm not the one who didn't look...

She threw a fit...at least she doesn't say anything when she comes to my place...she knows I don't care, it's my damn toilet I'll leave the seat up if I want to. I cured that problem long ago...

Harry Chapin did Cat's in the Cradle, not Jim Croce

My cat always drinks from the toilet, (no blue water thingy though) If I put her out a water bowl she plays in it and it's gone in an hour.

My mother got really pissed one day when she complained because I left the seat up, I asked her... Well, don't you bother to LOOK???? I mean I have to LOOK to see which position it's in, raise it, lower it again, can't you at least open your eyes??? Jeez if you almost fell in don't bitch at me, I'm not the one who didn't look...

She threw a fit...at least she doesn't say anything when she comes to my place...she knows I don't care, it's my damn toilet I'll leave the seat up if I want to. I cured that problem long ago...

I once thought about just putting a urinal in my bathroom......But Then I remembered the part where every once in a while I might need to poop...HA! (But it was fun threatning the women in the house anyway...They stopped complaining! )