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Dizz and I just connected over Steam.

Anyone else? This is wonderful way to hurt your friends and not leave a mark on them. LOL I think..

You did what now ??
Cleveland Steamer?

LMAO Steam.. look it up.

That's reminds me of a really bad story.

Stop reading here if you have a weak stomach.



This buddy of mine is a real go-getter when it comes to the ladies.

Ok so he was out drinking at a local watering hole and he picked up this nice looking chick. The problem was he was more than halfway in the bag when he picked her up. He thought she might be a problem so he spent extra time drinking so he could score with her when he got back to either her place or his.

So we kind of sat around grumbling because Mr. silvertongue has scored on another one and we were just busy doing nothing much at all.

So as the story goes, he and she get all FACED.
They end up back at her apartment.

They go through the motions and start removing clothes etc.

They finally get naked and he proceeds to go down on this hot piece.
Unfortunately at some point, he passes out while chowing her box and he ends up puking on it. LOL

In the am, he awakes to find himself completely naked, out in the hallway.
His clothes are neatly folded next to him. There is a note on the ground next to him and a giant pile of sh*t on his chest, which he finds when he rolls over.

The note said something like "you are a giant sh*t, so I am returning the favor".

lol I knew that girl had too much class for him.

Yikes

lol We loved it..

Karma is a bitch, folks..and she'll get you if you don't watch out.

Ummm

I have to wonder if "stupid hurts" might be more appropriate in this situation.

Possible, he was on the prowl.

He claimed he was "tood runk" to begin with and we all agreed.

I thought it was plain too scummy that he had to get her EVEN MORE drunk before they left.

It was poor judgement, period.

He should have taken that number and called her another time..