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J-HALEY wrote:http://www.click2houston.com/news/White-House-reviews-Texas-secession-petition/-/1735978/17381768/-/hmlc1h/-/index.html

That moron Perry opened a can of worms he cannot control anymore.
So, now he backpedals.

Oh boy! Can I add my name to the Texas petition?

Too bad it won't work. The petition will be filed in the circular file cabinet.

jimmydanger wrote:Oh boy! Can I add my name to the Texas petition?

Too bad it won't work. The petition will be filed in the circular file cabinet.

I sure have a lot of fun with you Jimmy! BAZINGA!

Besides, we can't let Texas secede, we need a buffer from those filthy Mexicans. Maybe we can change the name to Texico?

(loads assault rifle) LOL (CLICK)

Anyone else notice that five of the states that filed secession petitions are in the top ten of federal assistance?

#2 North Dakota (2.03)
#4 Mississippi (1.84)
#7 Montana (1.64)
#8 Alabama (1.61)
#10 Arkansas (1.53)

What the numbers indicate is the amount received per dollar of revenue. So in other words, North Dakota received $2.03 in assistance for every $1.00 of federal taxes it paid.

jimmydanger wrote:Anyone else notice that five of the states that filed secession petitions are in the top ten of federal assistance?

#2 North Dakota (2.03)
#4 Mississippi (1.84)
#7 Montana (1.64)
#8 Alabama (1.61)
#10 Arkansas (1.53)

What the numbers indicate is the amount received per dollar of revenue. So in other words, North Dakota received $2.03 in assistance for every $1.00 of federal taxes it paid.

Damn BUSTED by Dr. Sheldon Cooper! Damn it!

SHOOT we just want MO MONEY so we can take our MULLETS and shop at Wal-Mart so ya'll can take some of those COOL pictures and post'em on mulletsgalore! I just caint get enough of myself on that site!

Neither Texas nor Michigan are in the top ten for assistance although both states filed said petitions so don't get your g-string in a knot.

But I would keep that mulletsgalore love to yourself.

J-HALEY wrote:

jimmydanger wrote:Anyone else notice that five of the states that filed secession petitions are in the top ten of federal assistance?

#2 North Dakota (2.03)
#4 Mississippi (1.84)
#7 Montana (1.64)
#8 Alabama (1.61)
#10 Arkansas (1.53)

What the numbers indicate is the amount received per dollar of revenue. So in other words, North Dakota received $2.03 in assistance for every $1.00 of federal taxes it paid.

Damn BUSTED by Dr. Sheldon Cooper! Damn it!

SHOOT we just want MO MONEY so we can take our MULLETS and shop at Wal-Mart so ya'll can take some of those COOL pictures and post'em on mulletsgalore! I just caint get enough of myself on that site!

Me and my cousin Joe Dirt, heck we'll just hang out at the trailor park all day DRANKIn Budweiser, watchin Jerry Spranger and King Of The Hill and eatin corn dogs. It'll be a hell of a party! Live music will be provided by my NEW band "The Trailer Trash Band" Heck we can take up Keg Donations and git us a keg of Old Milwaulkie SHHooooottttt "git er done"

i think the number is 24 states as of now. This has been brewing for several years.

I read that 25,000 signatures received in a month requires an official response, and I believe Texas had 26,000. 25,999 of them were from someone named Haley.

I seceded years ago but nobody noticed...

but seriouisly folks, the country is too big to govern, too big to function, too divided to last, and too poor to last much longer.

Talbot

jimmydanger wrote:I read that 25,000 signatures received in a month requires an official response, and I believe Texas had 26,000. 25,999 of them were from someone named Haley.

Theys a lot of us little bastards runnin around down Here!

Texas had 40,000 last I heard this morning and 25,999 of them were from me and 14,001 were from some guy in Detroit Michigan named J.D.

Dang it I can't sign my name as fast as y'all Haley, they just let you scrawl a big "X" for your signature. But seriously, Obama will have to respond to the Texas petition.