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Election day funny (true story)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:11 pm
by J-HALEY
My wife was taking our son to school this morning. He is a Junior in high school. He looked at my wife and said "you know, Obama will probably have the lead early until the Republicans get off work and go vote" :lol:

On the way in to work I heard a sound bite of Bill Clinton speaking about the presidential choice. He was pounding his hand on the podium saying "do you want a president that will lie every chance he gets (refering to Romney) at the end of that statement they play the sound bite of clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" LMFAO! :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:41 pm
by Kramerguy
when clinton lied, nobody died.

Can't say the same for GWB's lies.

...Just sayin'

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:44 pm
by jimmydanger
So what you're saying is that Republicans are too lazy to get up early and vote before going to work? Like I did? And hundreds of my neighbors? Just saying :)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:09 pm
by J-HALEY
jimmydanger wrote:So what you're saying is that Republicans are too lazy to get up early and vote before going to work? Like I did? And hundreds of my neighbors? Just saying :)


Most of US voted early. I voted 2 weeks ago! Touche' Jimmy you got me! whom ever wins we will have to accept it! :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:13 pm
by Starfish Scott
f**k each and every politician.

"They are all liars and it doesn't matter who gets elected, especially in this race of WHICH DUMMY IS DUMBER"?

Who you voting for? BERT or ERNIE?

I am writing in OSCAR THE GROUCH.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:13 pm
by jimmydanger
I'll drank to that!!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:36 pm
by PaperDog
Kramerguy wrote:when clinton lied, nobody died.

Can't say the same for GWB's lies.

...Just sayin'


Absolutely not true! Look up all about the Balkins Conflict! Dont even get me started! LOL!

- "Ethinic CLeansing" - Clinton Paid the NY times (David Binder) to coin that phrase
- Milosovic was deemed genocodal by Clinton Admin to garner Dems dollars for a Kosovo Take over. He was the bigges t Phukin liar of the 20th century and his own party fell for it.

The only thing Milosovic was actually guilty of... was doing too good of a job removing the Albanian insurgents That Clinton's Admin funded to over throw and dissolve the Yugoslavian federation (Republic) (Via Kosovo)
Look Up field of Crows!


Wesely Clark Vilotated international treaties and bombed Serbia with Depleted Uranium. Wat a Fukin asshole! Clinton knew about it and looked the other way .

We handed the ALbanian (Muslum) insurgents Kosovo, in exchange for securing right to an oil pipeline corridor . The Russians intended to simply buy it frm the Serbs)

EVERY LAST f**k THING ABOUT CLINTO WAS A LIE AND THOUSANDS DIED!!!. At least GWB wasnt hiding his reasons for aggression.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:03 pm
by J-HALEY
jimmydanger wrote:I'll drank to that!!


I haven't started yet Jimmy I'm at work dude! At 4:00 CST! I'll have a Shiner in my hand and by 9CST I'll be cussin at the T.V. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:30 pm
by DainNobody
the Black Panthers monitoring the polling station is for the birds...

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:02 pm
by J-HALEY
Dane Ellis Allen wrote:the Black Panthers monitoring the polling station is for the birds...


That's phuked up but they do it every election! Oh well its wait and see now. Dang this Shiner is Goooood! The weather here is absolutely PERFECT. Like me mum says tis California weather! :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:22 pm
by Planetguy
J-HALEY wrote:
Dane Ellis Allen wrote:the Black Panthers monitoring the polling station is for the birds...


That's phuked up but they do it every election! Oh well its wait and see now. Dang this Shiner is Goooood! The weather here is absolutely PERFECT. Like me mum says tis California weather! :wink:


yep...they're a bunch of doofi. as you say jeff it's "wait and see" now. and we probably won't know anything til the wee hrs. nice weather here too. went down to "town"...(tebbets pop is 104) w Bear our sheepdog pyrenees mix, voted and then we took a nice constitutional.

Shiner huh? i'm sippin' some Dewars. the 'grassers are coming by later so it'll be Hiney's and Rangers all around. bottoms up, all!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:46 am
by Starfish Scott
I'm watching the elections on the old TV in the garage so that when it pisses me off, I am going to kick that MFER in.

(boof)(smoke) and trashed..

I got the broom and dust pan all ready.. LOL

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:52 am
by J-HALEY
Chief Engineer Scott wrote:I'm watching the elections on the old TV in the garage so that when it pisses me off, I am going to kick that MFER in.

(boof)(smoke) and trashed..

I got the broom and dust pan all ready.. LOL


You are the phunniest muther phukker on here Cap'n your killin me! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:06 am
by ANGELSSHOTGUN
J-HALEY wrote:
Chief Engineer Scott wrote:I'm watching the elections on the old TV in the garage so that when it pisses me off, I am going to kick that MFER in.

(boof)(smoke) and trashed..

I got the broom and dust pan all ready.. LOL


You are the phunniest muther phukker on here Cap'n your killin me! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I'll second that,,, and raise you an old Sylvania. :lol: