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It was announced today that unfair limits have been placed on Demoncratic voting in the Chicago area. The new rules state that "Dead people are strictly limited to two ballots per individual." The Demoncrat party has vowed to fight these unfair rulings all the way to the Supreme Court where John Roberts agrees to make any changes in the law necessary to stop the unfair targeting of dead voters. In the mean time Demoncrats have, through presidential edict, temporarily renamed Chicago, which would allow multiple votes until a court decision is reached. So if you are dead and plan to vote multiple times in the Shukago area your votes will still be considered legitimate.

Slacker G wrote:It was announced today that unfair limits have been placed on Demoncratic voting in the Chicago area. The new rules state that "Dead people are strictly limited to two ballots per individual." The Demoncrat party has vowed to fight these unfair rulings all the way to the Supreme Court where John Roberts agrees to make any changes in the law necessary to stop the unfair targeting of dead voters. In the mean time Demoncrats have, through presidential edict, temporarily renamed Chicago, which would allow multiple votes until a court decision is reached. So if you are dead and plan to vote multiple times in the Shukago area your votes will still be considered legitimate.

Ha ha! You sir, are on a roll!

Of all the recent emails this one stands out:

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 ( WASHINGTON , DC )
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been
produced in Kenya.
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via
Hawaii.
Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.
Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling sh*t for amazing distances.
I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.
I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country.
I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.

He's not the only thing of questionable pedigree, just what your fixated on today.

as if the Republican neo-con movement is so virtuous and trustworthy..ha ha