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Did you hear about.......

PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:44 pm
by Lynard Dylan
Direct from the AP, A german farmer who lived in a all
german community in New Braunfels TX, was driving by
one of his ponds and saw a man scooping water out with
one hand and drinking it, he hollered "Ich slieb das es caccoila
nin vata", which meant don't drink that the cows have been shiiting
and pissing in it. The Michigan man looked up and said "you'll
have to say that in English I'm a tourist down here working on
the Obama campaign, the farmer hollered back "Use both hands"

PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:06 pm
by Slacker G
:) :)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:52 pm
by jimmydanger
Two things wrong with that little story:

1) A Michigan man wouldn't be caught dead in Texas
2) There's no work left to be done on the Obama campaign, Mitt is toast

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:00 pm
by J-HALEY
jimmydanger wrote:Two things wrong with that little story:

1) A Michigan man wouldn't be caught dead in Texas
2) There's no work left to be done on the Obama campaign, Mitt is toast


Jimmy what is the reason for 1)?

Re: Did you hear about.......

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:14 pm
by J-HALEY
Lynard Dylan wrote:Direct from the AP, A german farmer who lived in a all
german community in New Braunfels TX, was driving by
one of his ponds and saw a man scooping water out with
one hand and drinking it, he hollered "Ich slieb das es caccoila
nin vata", which meant don't drink that the cows have been shiiting
and pissing in it. The Michigan man looked up and said "you'll
have to say that in English I'm a tourist down here working on
the Obama campaign, the farmer hollered back "Use both hands"


I am telling you guys and I know you are gonna say I'm full of crap! But I'm telling you straight up New Braunfels Tx. is the closest you can possibly get to HEAVEN! It is the party of a lifetime Bro! Chic's and beer It don't get any better than that right there. Just check out the link a bunch of pics. oh and eat your heart out Jimmy! :lol:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=New ... ORM=RESTAB

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:29 pm
by jimmydanger
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Two things wrong with that little story:

1) A Michigan man wouldn't be caught dead in Texas
2) There's no work left to be done on the Obama campaign, Mitt is toast


Jimmy what is the reason for 1)?


We're afraid someone will let us drink polluted water. But the pics look nice.

Re: Did you hear about.......

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:51 pm
by PaperDog
J-HALEY wrote:
Lynard Dylan wrote:Direct from the AP, A german farmer who lived in a all
german community in New Braunfels TX, was driving by
one of his ponds and saw a man scooping water out with
one hand and drinking it, he hollered "Ich slieb das es caccoila
nin vata", which meant don't drink that the cows have been shiiting
and pissing in it. The Michigan man looked up and said "you'll
have to say that in English I'm a tourist down here working on
the Obama campaign, the farmer hollered back "Use both hands"


I am telling you guys and I know you are gonna say I'm full of crap! But I'm telling you straight up New Braunfels Tx. is the closest you can possibly get to HEAVEN! It is the party of a lifetime Bro! Chic's and beer It don't get any better than that right there. Just check out the link a bunch of pics. oh and eat your heart out Jimmy! :lol:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=New ... ORM=RESTAB


Worddd! 8)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:35 pm
by J-HALEY
jimmydanger wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Two things wrong with that little story:

1) A Michigan man wouldn't be caught dead in Texas
2) There's no work left to be done on the Obama campaign, Mitt is toast


Jimmy what is the reason for 1)?


We're afraid someone will let us drink polluted water. But the pics look nice.


The only polluted water we "Drank" that's drink when your speaking Texan is Shiner Bock! really Jimmy I have friends that moved here from Michigan in fact from your very city back during the last big recession. You know the one caused by Carter that Reagan got us out of. :P
they came here for work and liked it so much they stayed imagine that! They do go home for Thanksgiving & Christmas! Thats right your not from Texas but Texas wants you anyway! You can hate on us all you want but if and when you do come to Texas you'll meet some of the friendliest folks you ever met! :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:02 am
by Mike Nobody
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Two things wrong with that little story:

1) A Michigan man wouldn't be caught dead in Texas
2) There's no work left to be done on the Obama campaign, Mitt is toast


Jimmy what is the reason for 1)?


We're afraid someone will let us drink polluted water. But the pics look nice.


The only polluted water we "Drank" that's drink when your speaking Texan is Shiner Bock! really Jimmy I have friends that moved here from Michigan in fact from your very city back during the last big recession. You know the one caused by Carter that Reagan got us out of. :P
they came here for work and liked it so much they stayed imagine that! They do go home for Thanksgiving & Christmas! Thats right your not from Texas but Texas wants you anyway! You can hate on us all you want but if and when you do come to Texas you'll meet some of the friendliest folks you ever met! :wink:


Hahaha! Reagan got us out of a recession?
Yeah, by spending the great-grandkids' tax dollars like a drunken sailor.
His kissing ass around Saudi Arabia (and trading weapons with our enemies) also helped ease up the oil "shortage" we were experiencing.
THAT was how he GOT us out of a recession. :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:04 am
by J-HALEY
Mike Nobody wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Two things wrong with that little story:

1) A Michigan man wouldn't be caught dead in Texas
2) There's no work left to be done on the Obama campaign, Mitt is toast


Jimmy what is the reason for 1)?


We're afraid someone will let us drink polluted water. But the pics look nice.


The only polluted water we "Drank" that's drink when your speaking Texan is Shiner Bock! really Jimmy I have friends that moved here from Michigan in fact from your very city back during the last big recession. You know the one caused by Carter that Reagan got us out of. :P
they came here for work and liked it so much they stayed imagine that! They do go home for Thanksgiving & Christmas! Thats right your not from Texas but Texas wants you anyway! You can hate on us all you want but if and when you do come to Texas you'll meet some of the friendliest folks you ever met! :wink:


Hahaha! Reagan got us out of a recession?
Yeah, by spending the great-grandkids' tax dollars like a drunken sailor.
His kissing ass around Saudi Arabia (and trading weapons with our enemies) also helped ease up the oil "shortage" we were experiencing.
THAT was how he GOT us out of a recession. :lol:


Welcome back MIKEY! you are entitled to your opinion brotherman! :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:05 pm
by Drumsinhisheart
I cannot feel home in Texas. Too flat. Too hot. Too many poisonous critters you have to watch out for. No trees. Well, sparse trees where I have to find a house - north east. After living there two and a half years I dread going back. Absolutely dread it.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:57 pm
by Paleopete
No trees????? Wrong thing to say...

Drive through the area around Texarkana sometimes. Northeast Texas as it gets...I lived in Houston, Austin, Baytown, Bryan/College Station, San Antonio, Corpus Christi and outside Lufkin for a total of around 30 years. Only places I saw no trees were way out west on a trip to EL Paso, nothing but ant hills and tumbleweed, and the huge cow pastures around Bryan. Some trees there, but it's mostly cleared for pasture land. But patcdhes of woods here and there still. And downtown Houston, Austin and San Antonio of course have few trees, but they have left a few.

Tornado hit my neighborhood outside Lufkin a few years back. 23 trees down next door. That's just one person's yard...15 or more across the street down. 3 piled on top of each other 50 yards from my front door...and that's just what I could see from the yard. When building our place outside Bryan we had to clear land of trees and shrubs to make a place to put even a campsite.

If you're in Texas and don't see trees, you're in the wrong place. Texas covers everything from near tropical rainforest conditions to outright desert. (No Arctic snowcaps though) East Texas is home to several National Forests. One of them, Angelina, about 2 miles from where I lived, and will be moving back to soon. I've seen places you can't walk through...the lake is surrounded by forest. Davy Crockett National Forest is about 20 miles away, also nothing but trees for miles.

Here's a small example, a shot taken out the window about an hour south southwest of Shreveport driving down Hwy 59. This is just south of Carthage if I remember correctly. Not far from where Sansouheil lives.

Image

Trees do thin out once you go west of Dallas, I don't know what you're calling northeast Texas, but the area around Texarkana, northeast as it gets, is loaded down with forest. Everything for miles around is forest, well into both Arkansas and Louisiana..

There are plenty other things about Texas that are acceptable. Yeah the heat is rough, but you can find ways to beat that. Take a trip to some of the other places...the hill country around Austin is some of the best scenery you'll ever see...unless you go to the Grand Canyon or Bryce Canyon out west...

Anuhuac (Spelling??? it's been too long) is a bird sanctuary, right on the bay outside Houston, thousands of shorebirds winter there. Amazing to see...I'm dying to make a trip down there with a camera.

Corpus Christi - Some of the greatest wade fishing you'll find. Padre Island is miles of beach. yeah, few trees around there, same as a lot of the Gulf Coast. Trees thin out but don't disappear along the Louisiana coast too.

Big Thicket...Huge National Forest, I've never been there but plan to try and check it out sometime.

The usual mental image of Texas is a farce created by Hollywood and all the two bit Westerns that feature the landscape out west. Even the movies about the Alamo...it's not nearly that bare around San Antonio where the Alamo is. I've talked to many people who came there expecting just that and were amazed to find trees and even huge forests in Texas.

But don't say no trees to a Texan...I've been transplanted, but can still show you plenty trees in Texas...

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:07 pm
by J-HALEY
That post about no tree's in Texas dumbfounded me too Billy! :shock:

Re: Did you hear about.......

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:21 pm
by GuitarMikeB
J-HALEY wrote:
Lynard Dylan wrote:Direct from the AP, A german farmer who lived in a all
german community in New Braunfels TX, was driving by
one of his ponds and saw a man scooping water out with
one hand and drinking it, he hollered "Ich slieb das es caccoila
nin vata", which meant don't drink that the cows have been shiiting
and pissing in it. The Michigan man looked up and said "you'll
have to say that in English I'm a tourist down here working on
the Obama campaign, the farmer hollered back "Use both hands"


I am telling you guys and I know you are gonna say I'm full of crap! But I'm telling you straight up New Braunfels Tx. is the closest you can possibly get to HEAVEN! It is the party of a lifetime Bro! Chic's and beer It don't get any better than that right there. Just check out the link a bunch of pics. oh and eat your heart out Jimmy! :lol:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=New ... ORM=RESTAB


Beer and pretty women, sounds like heaven to me!