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Becoming Muslim today.....

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:09 pm
by Lynard Dylan
All power to Allah, the muslims say
I will be able to deal with the christians
from a position of power.

Now I'll be Lynard Abdul Mahmouet Dylan.

I see your fear as allah comes for you, embrace
him, and you will see.

Re: Becoming Muslim today.....

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:13 pm
by PaperDog
Lynard Dylan wrote:All power to Allah, the muslims say
I will be able to deal with the christians
from a position of power.

Now I'll be Lynard Abdul Mahmouet Dylan.

I see your fear as allah comes for you, embrace
him, and you will see.

F**k you and 'your' allah

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:20 pm
by DainNobody
a devout Muslim is as good as any other I suppose..

Re: Becoming Muslim today.....

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:07 pm
by J-HALEY
Lynard Dylan wrote:All power to Allah, the muslims say
I will be able to deal with the christians
from a position of power.

Now I'll be Lynard Abdul Mahmouet Dylan.

I see your fear as allah comes for you, embrace
him, and you will see.


Knock yourself out dude! NO ONE GIVES A PHUK WHAT YOU DO! I thought you were leaving bandmix? Or did you just MORPH into Dane Ellis Allen LMFAO!

WILL THE REAL ABDUL @SSHOLE DYLAN PLEASE STAND UP! :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:04 pm
by Lynard Dylan
Mr Haley, your so funny!

A legend in your own mind.

A brilliant (but overweight) cover guitar player.

Looking for a internet fight to show your
keyboard prowess.

Someone who lived by the rules and all he
got was a mullet.

A computer badass, fear Allah, for only
he can set you free,

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:14 pm
by J-HALEY
Lynard Dylan wrote:Mr Haley, your so funny!

A legend in your own mind.

A brilliant (but overweight) cover guitar player.

Looking for a internet fight to show your
keyboard prowess.

Someone who lived by the rules and all he
got was a mullet.

A computer badass, fear Allah, for only
he can set you free,


Your making me laugh so hard! Your still just a jealous LITTLE PIP SQUEAK! squeak squeak!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:16 pm
by Lynard Dylan
Glad your so easily entertained, it probably reflects
in all aspects of your show.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:17 pm
by PaperDog
Lynard Dylan wrote:Mr Haley, your so funny!

A legend in your own mind.

A brilliant (but overweight) cover guitar player.

Looking for a internet fight to show your
keyboard prowess.

Someone who lived by the rules and all he
got was a mullet.

A computer badass, fear Allah, for only
he can set you free,


Jeff, Ignore Lynard... Be proud of your mullet and thank Our Christian God that you wont ever have to walk around in your life, looking like Elmer Fudd, like that idiot standing over there with the cardboard cut out of the Liberty. LOL!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:25 pm
by J-HALEY
PaperDog wrote:
Lynard Dylan wrote:Mr Haley, your so funny!

A legend in your own mind.

A brilliant (but overweight) cover guitar player.

Looking for a internet fight to show your
keyboard prowess.

Someone who lived by the rules and all he
got was a mullet.

A computer badass, fear Allah, for only
he can set you free,


Jeff, Ignore Lynard... Be proud of your mullet and thank Our Christian God that you wont ever have to walk around in your life, looking like Elmer Fudd, like that idiot standing over there with the cardboard cut out of the Liberty. LOL!


He aint bothering me Dawg, he cracks me up! I am just fine with what I look like. For all you guys raggin on my mullet! When is the last time you were eating in a restaraunt and woman you don't even know come up and start running their fingers thru your hair! Happens to me all the time. :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:38 pm
by Mulla Ali Baraka
Greetings my dear brothers!

Please, please, there is no need to bicker and fight amongst yourselves. Violence, whether of body, or of mind and spirit, is harmful to the soul.

Whether a ruby or a pebble, there is a place for all on his Hill. Let us give praise to HE who is all powerful and wise, The Most High, The All Merciful, The Compassionate One. Let us pray together for peace!

ALLAH HU AKBAR !!!!!
:D

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 6:39 pm
by Lynard Dylan
They usually rub my abs.

Obesity is a problem you need to face.
Don't you want to live longer to be there
for your family? I pray something will be
done about this obesity problem. They
oughta weigh you before they let you eat
at those burger joints. You'd be eating the
salad, but there good and good for you.