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I suppose I will be dropped like a hot potato now that my hidden political leanings have been discovered.. that Tea-Bagger stuff might not be so tough to cling to, if I can get my pea-brain wrapped around the ideology of tea-baggerism.. what are some of the basic beliefs I need to accept to gain my initiation into the teabag Party? can I still play rock'n'roll or is that a no no?.. gluttony and lust are 2 sins I've sworn off and fight those 2 evil sins daily... workin' on sainthood but it ain't coming easy..

Teabagger: Did you hear Obama is planing on contaminating our waters with a chemical that will encourage us to lose weight and prevent us from fornicating with our close relatives.

Random Person: One can only hope.

Teabagger: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT!!!! I LIKE PHUCKIN' MY SISTER!!!

Person with Oversized Scrotum: Hold on. I'll Shut him up. Here... open your mouth and say ahhh.

Teabagger: Bout' time you showed up. Come to poppa.

TEA_BAGGERISM

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

You remember reading Animal Farm in school, the sheap chanting "Four legs good, two legs bad," as their two cents in any conversation, the kind of person who blindly accepts axioms given to them by anyone with a slightly higher social status but only if it already fits their limited world view. The kind of person who, even though they lack the inteligence to participate in a debate but never the less dominate by being the loudest person in the room. The kind of person who thinks that simply because everyone they know is like them, that they are represent everyone dispite the overwhelming proof that they are only about 12% of the general population, the same percentage of Americans who think that the world is flat and that they've been ubducted by aliens. The kind of person who will call anyone trying to help them a Nazi while themself using violence to try to force their political opinion, often going to terroristic extents. That's a teabagger.A simple minded person who doesn't want government in their life but is pissed when the road isn't fixed or needs the national guard to get out of a flooded home.

Dane Ellis Allen wrote:TEA_BAGGERISM

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

Teabag party does NOT endorse the war. Teabag members only wanted to preserve a certain bar of standards in the leadership of America...namely they were upper middle-calss, responsible, hard working citizens who fore saw the fleecing we all now experience. They tried to warn us... Nobody listened. Note the name of the party is "Tea" bagger and not "Koolaid" bagger.

Dane Ellis Allen wrote:I suppose I will be dropped like a hot potato now that my hidden political leanings have been discovered.. that Tea-Bagger stuff might not be so tough to cling to, if I can get my pea-brain wrapped around the ideology of tea-baggerism.. what are some of the basic beliefs I need to accept to gain my initiation into the teabag Party? can I still play rock'n'roll or is that a no no?.. gluttony and lust are 2 sins I've sworn off and fight those 2 evil sins daily... workin' on sainthood but it ain't coming easy..

Here is the way it works first we get 2 lines forming a column one left and one right of about 20 on each side. Said folks have baseball bats. you run down the middle of both columns. if you make it out the other end congrats. we'll call you a teabagger! How do you like THEMS APPLES!

MORE POLARIZATION, MORE NAME CALLING. MORE STUPIDITY...

LOL, as long as you are a musician I dont care what your political affiliations are.

Keep On Rockin!

J-HALEY wrote:

Dane Ellis Allen wrote:I suppose I will be dropped like a hot potato now that my hidden political leanings have been discovered.. that Tea-Bagger stuff might not be so tough to cling to, if I can get my pea-brain wrapped around the ideology of tea-baggerism.. what are some of the basic beliefs I need to accept to gain my initiation into the teabag Party? can I still play rock'n'roll or is that a no no?.. gluttony and lust are 2 sins I've sworn off and fight those 2 evil sins daily... workin' on sainthood but it ain't coming easy..

Here is the way it works first we get 2 lines forming a column one left and one right of about 20 on each side. Said folks have baseball bats. you run down the middle of both columns. if you make it out the other end congrats. we'll call you a teabagger! How do you like THEMS APPLES!

It should be pretty obvious I was just foolin around with the above comment!

yes, we know that.. you are a peaceful musician..

Dane Ellis Allen wrote:yes, we know that.. you are a peaceful musician..

What you fail to understand is the peaceful musicians like Jeff may be the only ones to stop the real fed up people from starting the second revolution.

If I was you I would start to say ssshhh.

It takes all kinds for a people to find balance.

I might think one an idiot, and be willing to kill for his rights to be one.

If I Convert to Tea-Baggerism Will I be Forgiven?

Stop, just STOP!

Thanks Dane.

I'm waiting patiently for someone to call me 'teabagger' to my face.

I'm always happy to exhibit that sort of Cro Magnon thing we inbred hillbillies enjoy down here in Dixie.

It's called Bitch Slappin'.

Talbot

Why is it that liberals only deal in the realm of emotions like hatred, humiliation, and scorn? Why is it that lies are the only hammer in their tool box?

Answer: Because the truth is too hard for them to face, or presents a challenge that requires a little work. They are overwhelmingly failures in life looking for someone to take care of their sorry asses from cradle to grave.
And they expect everyone else to pay for it but them.

This country was founded by "tea-baggers" in Boston harbor. We will continue the fight for liberty, even for the traitors and cowards who curse us.